Leprechaun Pictures and Jokes
Funny Leprechaun Pictures and JokesMany cultures have fairies as part of their folklore, but few have little people with such a rich source of humour, funny stories and different guises as leprechauns. To begin with leprechauns are exclusively male which immediately gives them great scope for mischief. entirely green outfits and portray leprechauns around the holidays.
A Leprechaun PuzzleA leprechaun bought himself a jigsaw puzzle with 20 pieces. It took him a month to fit the pieces together correctly. He thought this was terrific, but his mate O'Reilly said, 'What's the big deal?' The Leprechaun said, 'Well it said on the box: 4 to 6 years.'
- Where were you leprechauns going when I saw you coming back? I ran after you, but when I caught up to you you'd gone.
- 'How far is it to the next village?' asked the American tourist. 'It's about seven miles,' guessed the leprechaun. 'But it's only five if you run!'
- Two leprechauns have just opened a restaurant for small people on the moon. It serves marvellous cheese dishes, but the atmosphere is terrible.
Leprechaun ColoursWill and Guy have only ever seen green leprechauns, but we here rumours that in some parts there have been sightings of black leprechauns. Any information about the various tribes of leprechaun gratefully received.
Pictures from the Leprechaun Museum - Opens In Time for St Patrick's DayBased in the heart of Dublin city, in Eire, the National Leprechaun Museum is a national cultural entertainment centre that takes visitors deeper into Irish and Celtic culture to discover what really lies behind the well-known tales of Irish cultural iconography - leprechauns, rainbows and pots of gold. The National Leprechaun Museum is the first ever visitor attraction dedicated to Irish mythology and promises to open up a fun and magical world full of fascinating folklore and enchanting stories. Visitors to the museum are encouraged to feel what it's like to journey deep beneath the rocks of the Giant's Causeway, open up their minds to the sights and stories of Ireland's mythical otherworld on a trip to fairy hill, experience what it's like to live in a leprechaun-sized world and journey to the end of the rainbow to see if the elusive crock of gold really exists. The museum initially employs eight people. The museum's director and creator, Tom O'Rahilly informed Will and Guy that, 'The National Leprechaun Museum is a first; nothing like it exists anywhere else in the world. Irish culture is famous the world over - even Walt Disney came to Ireland to look for leprechauns.' Opened March 2010: http://www.leprechaunmuseum.ie/
Leprechauns - Drunk or Sober!
May the roof above you never fall in and those leprechauns gathered beneath it never fall out.
Luck of the IrishKieran O'Connor always slept with his gun under his pillow. Hearing a noise at the foot of the bed, he shot off his big toe. 'Thank the Lord I wasn't sleeping at the other end of the bed,' Kieran said to his friends in Donegal's pub. 'I would have blown my head off.'
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