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∇Irish Leprechauns

A Leprechaun Puzzle
A leprechaun bought himself a jigsaw puzzle with 20 pieces. It took him a month to
fit the pieces together correctly. He thought this was terrific, but his mate
O'Reilly said, 'What's the big deal?' The Leprechaun said, 'Well it said on the box: 4 to 6 years.'Funny Leprechaun Jokes
- Where were you leprechauns going when I saw you coming back? I ran after you, but when I caught up to you you'd gone.
- 'How far is it to the next village?' asked the American tourist. 'It's about seven miles,' guessed the leprechaun. 'But it's only five if you run!'
- Two leprechauns have just opened a restaurant for small people on the moon. It serves marvellous cheese dishes, but the atmosphere is terrible.
Leprechaun Colours
Will and Guy have only ever seen green leprechauns, but we here rumours that in some parts there have been sightings of black leprechauns. Any information about the various tribes of leprechaun gratefully received.Pictures from the Leprechaun Museum - Opens In Time for St Patrick's Day



No Hiding Place
Walking into the bar, Shamus said to O'Heir the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'O, bejabbers,' said O'Heir, 'And how did this one end?' 'Hah, when it was over,' Shamus replied, 'she came to me on her hands and knees.' 'Really?' cried O'Heir, 'now that's a switch! What did she say?' She said, 'Come out from under the bed, Shamus, you little chicken.'
Leprechauns - Drunk or Sober!
A Leprechaun is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of
grass to keep from falling off the earth.
May the roof above you never fall in and those leprechauns gathered beneath it never fall out.
May the roof above you never fall in and those leprechauns gathered beneath it never fall out.
Leprechauns Win the Irish Lottery
Two Leprechauns have just won
�500,000 in the Irish lottery and they are now having a pint in O'Malley's
bar. Timothy turns to say to Seamus and says, 'What about all them begging
letters?' Seamus replies, 'Oh, we'll just carry on sending them.'Luck of the Irish
Kieran O'Connor always slept with his gun under his pillow. Hearing a noise at the foot of the bed, he shot off his big toe. 'Thank the Lord I wasn't sleeping at the other end of the bed,' Kieran said to his friends in Donegal's pub. 'I would have blown my head off.'Bad Leprechaun
David Cotton, disguised as a leprechaun, robbed a bank in Galatin in
Tennessee on St. Patrick's day 2010. The robber, dressed in long black cape sporting a fake black beard and
wearing a 2 foot leprechaun hat, held up the First State Bank with a gun.
He was driven away in a Toyota Corolla by Jonathan Skinner. Bystanders gave chase and notified police who quickly caught up with the
suspects' car and the robbers opened fire. One police car was hit by several
bullets. Bystanders gave chase and notified police who quickly caught up with the
suspects' car and the robbers opened fire. One police car was hit by several
bullets. During the shootout Mr Skinner was shot by police but that
the leprechaun robber killed himself. "They were confronted by officers. They failed to drop their weapons and
gunshots were exchanged," said Sergeant Bill Storment, a police spokesman. 
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