- Funny Label - 'Our President is an Idiot'
- If You Cannot Read. Do Not Use This Product
- Funny Warning Labels on Appliances
- Silly Warning Labels
- Hell's Gate
- Please Do Not Run Into the Walls
Translation of the above label from French into English This is a clothing label from a small American company that sells their product in France. Wash with warm water. ~ ~ Do not Iron We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him. Guy wondered if this funny label was part of a new marketing drive to create a DIS (respect) label. Then Will pointed out that no 'poser' would pay top dollar for a fashion label that nobody could see.
Another Silly Label - But Oh So True!
Strange Instructions on LabelsOn Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication' (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On packaging for a clothes iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body'. (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On a Myer hairdryer: 'Do not use while sleeping'.
Danger - Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsawOften it's the ludicrousness of these warning labels that makes them so funny.
- On Odour Eaters: Please do not eat.
- On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
- On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
- On gloves: For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
- On a fridge: Refrigerate after opening.
- On alphabet blocks: Not for children.Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
- On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place'.
- On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
- On a cup of McDonald's coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
- On a microscope: Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
- On a calendar: Use of term 'Sunday' for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
- On a Taiwanese shampoo'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'
- On a Korean kitchen knife 'WARNING: Keep out of children.'
- On a frozen Chow Mein from China 'SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.'
- On a New Zealand insect spray 'This product not tested on animals.'
- On the BOTTOM of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert 'Do not turn upside down' [........... too late]