Silly Labels and Funny Warning Notices

Will and Guy ponder if these amusing labels have a positive or negative effect on the
product concerned.  Is it a case of any publicity is good publicity?
Alternatively,
do the silly labels make the companies a laughing stock?

• Funny Label - 'Our
  President is an Idiot'
• If You
  Cannot Read.  Do Not Use This Product
• Funny Warning Labels
  on Appliances
• Silly Warning
  Labels
• Hell's Gate
• Wonderworks
• Please Do Not Run Into
  the Walls

Funny Label - 'Our
President is an Idiot'

Another Silly Label - But Oh So True!

Wash it Again

My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are
five pounds richer because I washed this dress by hand.'

'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.'

If You Cannot
Read.  Do Not Use This Product

If you do not understand, or cannot read all directions, cautions and
warnings DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT.  (Surely one of the stupidest labels
out there?)

Strange Instructions on Labels

On Boot's
Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On packaging for a clothes iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.

(But
wouldn't
this save me more time?)

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.

Silly Warning Labels and Signs

Danger - Do
not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Often it's the ludicrousness of these warning labels that makes them so funny.

Here are
Funny Warning Labels on Appliances

• On Odour Eaters: Please do not eat.
• On a blender: On no account improvise as a
  fish aquarium.
• On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
• On gloves: For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
• On a fridge: Refrigerate after
  opening.
• On
  alphabet blocks: Not for children.Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
• On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive
  With Sun Shield in Place'.
• On an infant's
  bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
• On a cup of McDonald's
  coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
• On a microscope: Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
• On a calendar: Use of term 'Sunday'
  for reference only. No
  meteorological warranties express or implied.

Another Batch of 5 Silly
Warning Labels

1. On a Taiwanese shampoo'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'
2. On a Korean kitchen knife
   'WARNING: Keep out of children.'
3. On a frozen Chow Mein from China
   'SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.'
4. On a New Zealand insect spray
   'This product not tested on
   animals.'
5. On the BOTTOM of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
   'Do not turn upside
   down'   [........... too late]

Watch Out!

These funny warning signs make Will and Guy ponder: who put them there, are
the pictures real or fake.

See more funny examples of Engrish

Warning: Hell's Gate
Welcome to Pergatory

Warning.  Persons who through litter or stones into the thermal pools may be asked to retrieve them.

See more funny 'rubbish' signs

Very Dark Caves

Often it's the absurdity of these notices that makes them so funny

Footnote:
Please send us your funny pictures of signs or
notices

Check out the bat caves

Perhaps You Have Heard of
Sham Rocks?

Will and Guy bring you the real thing - Falling Rocks

Wonderworks is an 'upside down' attraction in Florida, USA. Advertised as an 'amusement park for the mind', it features
over 100 interactive exhibits including a fighter jet exhibit, laser tag, virtual sports, and an earthquake simulator

Please Do Not Run Into the Walls

Who and why was this Silly Billy sign created?

To Digress, Talking of Walls ...

Footnote:
Please write to Will and Guy if you have any
pictures of funny signs or silly labels