Jokes

jokes

Paraprosdokian Jokes

Paraprosdokian is a figure of speech, which is well understood by comedians, hence our inclusion on this site The key point is that the final words make the reader see the first part of the sentence in a new light. Funny Examples of ParaprosdokianTen More Descriptive Paraprosdokian ExamplesFunny English Words with Quirky LogicHow Comedians Develop …

Paraprosdokian Jokes Read More »

Funny Rules of Life

Rules of LifeRules of the Stock market LifeFunny Rules of LifeThe Little Rules of Life   Rules of Life I can only please one person each day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow is not looking good either.Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.Accept that some days …

Funny Rules of Life Read More »

Indian railway safety

Actually the Indian Railway could do with some tannoy messages, for example ‘Express train coming – beware’. Check out our free railway video clip: Indian Railway. N.B. With some browsers you need to click the Play arrow ‘>’ twice to start the video Train Going the Wrong Way From the ridiculous to the sublime: From …

Indian railway safety Read More »

Websites with Funny, But Clean Names

childrenswear.co.uk  – Naughty children!childrenslaughter.com – Not funny!choosespain.com – Will and Guy prefer Portugal.goredforwomen.com – Painful reading.icup.tv – Genuine hiccup.newsnow.co.uk – No danger of an avalanche in England.teacherstalk.com – Catch a coach?wombeat.com – Strange place.   Slurls *Slurl means ‘Slur Url’ a website name that has another accidental, but derogatory meaning.  To qualify the website must …

Websites with Funny, But Clean Names Read More »

Tech Support Jokes

Give Microsoft a chanceChange of MindDial ToneFirst Email   Give Microsoft a chance Customer: ‘I’m having trouble installingMicrosoft Word.’ Tech Support: ‘Tell me what You’ve done.’ Customer: ‘I typed A:SETUP.’ Tech Support: ‘Ma’am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.’ Customer: ‘It says [PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’. Tech Support: ‘Insert the …

Tech Support Jokes Read More »

Funny Oxymorons

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx Funny Oxymoron Examples Over-the-top Oxymoron ExampleCruel Examples of OxymoronsExamples of Oxymoron Phrases Funny Joke Requests – Examples of Oxymorons at WorkFunny and Strange Words Annoying, irritating and sometimes downright silly expressions   Funny Oxymoron Examples English contains a rich supply of figures of speech, but few …

Funny Oxymorons Read More »

Prison Jokes

Prison or Work – What is the Difference? Prison or Work – What is the Difference?Prison Lodging?Prison Life in NorwayFridge for Sale?Life of Riley   Prison or Work – What is the Difference?   In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell.In prison you spend the majority of …

Prison Jokes Read More »