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Funny Archaeology Jokes

Will and Guy are convinced that humour, laughter and jokes have beenwith us since the beginning of human life on earth, and we would like tounearth some jokes that have an archaeological history. Funny Archaeology Jokes Funny Archaeological Facts, Jokes, Trivia and FunOur Top Ten Short Jokes from ArchaeologyArchaeological FunniesFunny Historical Truths   FunnyArchaeological Facts, …

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Funny Eye Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the optician who fell into the lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself. Customer Late for Appointment with OpticianUnusual Short Sighted ProblemInteresting Optical Illusion   Customer Late for Appointment with Optician Unusual Short Sighted Problem Kelvin kept going to the ophthalmist because his left eye hurt. The eye …

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Funny Ancient History Jokes

Will and Guy are convinced that humour, laughter and jokes have been with us since the beginning of human life on earth, and we would like to share some jokes with you that have an historical background. Funny Ancient History Jokes Roman Jokes from The Laughter Lover6 Examples from The Laughter-lover – [Philgelos]Funny History JokesFunny …

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Cool Foreign Words | Funny Phrases

The English are notoriously bad at learning foreign languages, this is what they do instead – create funny phrases. Ten Cool Foreign WordsWhat The Cool Foreign Words Were Meant to SayCool Meaning for Ordinary WordsClever Yet Cool Phrases   Ten Cool Foreign Words – And Their New Meanings These funnies were spotted in magazine competition; …

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Funny Foody Jokes One-liners

Will and Guy have an assortment of foody jokes and one-liners. Food Jokes on this Page Baker One-liners and Puns7 Cook One-linersChicken or Duck? Baker One-liners and Puns A baker stopped making doughnuts after he got tired of the hole thing.Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.When baking dog biscuits, be sure …

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Christian Thought For The Day

For times when your need to overcome bad notions, or you just want to a start the day on a positive note, here is a list of Christian thoughts from famous people. Christian Thought for the DayTen General Christian Thoughts of the DayChristian Thoughts Expressed by Other Religions   Christian Thought of the Day If …

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Rude and Funny Chinese Proverbs

A bird does not sing because it has an answer.  It sings because ithas a song. Layered Chinese ProverbsBest ChineseProverbs – With Their MeaningTop Ten Quotations fromConfuciusRude and Funny ChineseProverbsFunny Chinese JokesChinese New Year 2015 February 19th in   Background of Chinese Proverbs Will and Guy have continued their research into Chinese proverbs. Itis a …

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Christian Easter Jokes

Church notice:  This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Cusworth to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. Story of the Taxi Driver and St PeterPoor Sick BoyA Prayer for Easter SundayMaria Told Her Mother Gladly   The Funny Story of the Taxi Driver and St Peter One Easter a priest and …

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Dishwasher Problem Door

I wrote this article to help other residents at Burrium Gate who may have similar problems. Symptoms While the dishwasher door reached the vertical, the catch did not seem to engage fully; worse still, it would not power on. Guy’s Bodge: I pushed the door a little harder, and then I wedged it closed with …

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Funny Chinese Humour

Here is Will and Guy’s collection of short Chinese jokes to reflect the humour of this ancient culture. Chinese Jokes and FunnyStoriesChChinese New Year 2015 February 19th in   How to Translate English Jokes into Chinese John Evans, a motivational speaker once gave a talk in Beijing, Chinahe asked for his speech to be simultaneously …

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