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Cool Foreign Words | Funny Phrases

The English are notoriously bad at learning foreign languages, this is what they do instead – create funny phrases. Ten Cool Foreign WordsWhat The Cool Foreign Words Were Meant to SayCool Meaning for Ordinary WordsClever Yet Cool Phrases   Ten Cool Foreign Words – And Their New Meanings These funnies were spotted in magazine competition; …

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Funny Foody Jokes One-liners

Will and Guy have an assortment of foody jokes and one-liners. Food Jokes on this Page Baker One-liners and Puns7 Cook One-linersChicken or Duck? Baker One-liners and Puns A baker stopped making doughnuts after he got tired of the hole thing.Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.When baking dog biscuits, be sure …

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Rude and Funny Chinese Proverbs

A bird does not sing because it has an answer.  It sings because ithas a song. Layered Chinese ProverbsBest ChineseProverbs – With Their MeaningTop Ten Quotations fromConfuciusRude and Funny ChineseProverbsFunny Chinese JokesChinese New Year 2015 February 19th in   Background of Chinese Proverbs Will and Guy have continued their research into Chinese proverbs. Itis a …

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Dishwasher Problem Door

I wrote this article to help other residents at Burrium Gate who may have similar problems. Symptoms While the dishwasher door reached the vertical, the catch did not seem to engage fully; worse still, it would not power on. Guy’s Bodge: I pushed the door a little harder, and then I wedged it closed with …

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