'Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.'
This site is built for enjoyment. We had great fun both in
gathering the humour from numerous sources, and in arranging it an
entertaining format. We have divide the site into these five broad
Here are jokes, funny stories and interesting articles covering events
throughout the year. We have whole sections covering the major
festivals, and single pages for the more specialized saints' days and zany
- April Fools Jokes
- Cat Jokes
- Christmas Jokes
- Christian Jokes
- Computer Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- Halloween Jokes
- Football Jokes
- Independence Day Jokes
- Funny Cat Pictures
- Independence Day Jokes
- Indian Jokes
- Irish Jokes
- Mardi Gras Jokes
- New Year Jokes
- Pirate Jokes
- Retirement Jokes
- School Jokes
- Scottish Jokes
- Sports Jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes
- Valentine's Day Jokes
- Wedding Jokes
- Xmas Jokes
Life After Marriage
Daniel and Jessica, young couple, got married and went happily on their
honeymoon. When they got back, Jessica immediately 'phoned her mother and
her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'
'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'
burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Daniel started using
the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard before! I mean,
all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me
home.... Please Ma.'
'Calm down, Jessica!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so
awful? What 4-letter words?'
Still sobbing, Jessica whispered, 'Oh,
Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'
Jokes have existed for over 4 thousand years. Philogelos or The Laughter Lover is the oldest surviving example of a
joke book; it contains 260 jokes and was written by Hierokles and Philagrius
in the fourth century. The jokes in The Laughter Lover have surprisingly
modern themes, which are divided into categories such as Incompetents,
people with bad breath and Intellectuals, who are often portrayed as those
who lack common sense.
In an ancient version of Monty Python's dead parrot sketch a Roman buys a
slave, who dies shortly afterwards. When he complains to the seller, the
Roman is told: "He didn't die when I owned him."
Will and Guy interpret funny pictures as any images that we find
interesting, or thought-provoking. Will and Guy forgot to mention
earlier that we have nothing to sell, thus we are free to include anything
we just plain enjoy, and hope that you find something enjoyable in each
- Funny Pictures (Cars, animals and people)
- Interesting Buildings
- Evocative Pictures
- Amusing Animals
- Free Funny Videos
- PowerPoint Presentations - Free Download
Amusing Short Stories
Will and Guy love a good yarn; here is our collection of stories that
bring a wry smile at the surreal setting, unexpected connection, or
memorable punch line. One of our favourite games-within-a-game, is to
modify old jokes to different settings.
- After-dinner Stories
- Comedians - One-liners
- Free Short Stories
- Funny Short Stories
- Strange But True
- Strange People!
- Urban Myths
Will and Guy's
Will and Guy really believe that we have discovered the secret of a successful joke site - variety. With normal
joke sites and joke books, you get loads of pages all with the same theme. The result is you soon get bored. However, with our site you never know what type of joke, picture or story will follow next, thus you get
constant drip feed of fresh nuggets that will keep a smile on your face.
Examples of Will and Guy's Clean
Jokes and Funny Stories
Schoolboy Howlers - A Rich Source of Jokes
Solomon had three hundred
wives and seven hundred porcupines
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients.
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten
commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like
grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Tales from Travel Agents
Fastest Jet in America
An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am
and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she
How Will and Guy's Joke Site Evolved
Will Baker does most of the research in unearthing the humour featured on this site. What pleases Will and
me most, is that more and more people are beginning to
contribute with jokes and funny
stories. We hope that you will keep returning to the site as the material is growing rapidly. Our mission is to provide a wealth, of
clean yet funny jokes. We are also committed to keeping this a free site for jokes.
It gives Will and me particular pleasure to thank Hannah, Sally and Jenny for
their jokes, stories and funny pictures. Other individual contributions are
acknowledged on the appropriate page.
Suitability of Funny Jokes
Before I go any further, I would like to say a word about the suitability of these
jokes for viewing. In my opinion, there is nothing in the
content that is unsuitable viewing. My only concern about the content is, will you get the joke, not about the nature of the material. Our goal is to record and relay humour without descending into
the crude or the gratuitous insult. I will let you into a secret, before publishing a page I apply the litmus test: 'Would my Aunt approve of this joke?'
Lastly, I would like to say again that Will has been the inspiration and has done all the hard work finding the funny jokes, I just load the pages up to the website. As the site is about English humour, I have decided to use the English spelling, rather than the American humor. That said, I hope that much of the humor
or humour works in any culture. Naturally, sometimes we have changed the
names of people to protect the guilty.
We hope that you share Will and Guy's humour,
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