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Two men from Ireland were Talking in a Pub

'I wouldn't go to America if you paid me,' said Michael. 'Why is that?' asked the Patrick. 'Well for one thing, they all drive on the right hand side of the road there.' 'And what's wrong with that?' inquired Patrick. 'Well', said Michael, 'I tried it driving in Dublin the other day and it's terrible.'

The Vicar is Buying a ParrotVicar Buys Parrot - Short Joke

'Now, you're sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?' he inquired. 'Oh absolutely.  It's a religious parrot,' the storekeeper assures him.  'Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the Lord's Prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.' 'Brilliant. Wonderful!' grins the Vicar, 'but what happens if I pull both strings?' 'I fall off my perch, you twit!' screeches the parrot.

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