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Each day we will email you a selection of our jokes. We say 'Joke of the Day' but actually we send 2 or 3 jokes not just one. These are all clean but funny jokes, similar to those you see on our site but delivered to your inbox.Medical Jokes - Anaesthetist
Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling.' I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery'. 'What did he say?' asks the nurse. 'OOPS!'Snippets
- Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.
Wash it Again
My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.' 'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.'Eye Test
A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.