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Punters Choice: Tesco Horse
Burgers

The Food Standards Agency detected horse in Tesco BEEF burgers.  In
this age of DNA testing how on earth did Tesco and other supermarkets think
they would get away with passing off horsemeat as beef?

The facts: Food Standards tested 27 beef products and found that 10
contained horse DNA.  That wasn't all, a further 23 beef items
containing pig DNA!

FSAI investigators said the findings raised concerns about "the
traceability of meat ingredients and products entering the food chain". They
added that Jews and Muslims may have unwittingly eaten pork.

Horse Burger Jokes

• Joe Manning has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeat
  burgers.  A doctor said: 'Joe's condition is stable'.
• Our butcher asked me, 'Guy, do you like horsemeat in your burgers?
  Tell me: Yay or Neigh?'
• Debbie had a had a Tesco burger and now she is feeling a little
  horse.
• Another girl said: 'Those Tesco burgers were rather meaty, I prefer
  My Lidl Pony.'
• Traces of Zebra have been uncovered in Aldi barcodes.
• There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
  she'd been to
  Tesco, of course.
• At least we now realize what's in Tesco beef burgers, that's the
  mane thing.  But Watch out for the Shergar cheesburger.

New Tesco Burgers

A government health spokesperson announced that that all those who ate
Tesco burgers high in Shergar are in a stable condition.

Next step: Scientists are analysing Tesco's veggie burgers for uni-quorn.

Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining.

I thought you might like to know that an immigration surge of 4 MILLION
from Romania and Bulgaria is much less likely now, as we have eaten all
their transport.

I selected some burgers on the Tesco website. And then clicked 'Add to
cart.'

More Meaty Horse Jokes

I went to a Tesco café yesterday and ordered a burger. They asked me if I
wanted anything on it, and I said: 'Yes - a fiver each way.'

Does anyone have a tooth pick? I had a Tesco burger last night and
there's still a bit between my teeth.

I bought an 'award-winning' Findus burger. I didn't realise they meant it
had won the Cheltenham Gold Cup.

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