Guy's Funny Lawn Mower Pictures
Guy's Funny Lawn Mower PicturesAt first it may appear that the topic of lawns, grass, lawn mowers and such like have no place on a humour website. Will and Guy thought that at first, and it was only after surfing the net that we discovered a number of funny, silly and plain hilarious items which we share with you here. Will dislikes mowing the lawn but loves the smell of fresh mown grass. As you can see from Guy's mower, [below] he loves careering around his garden in the summer months.
- Guy's Funny Lawn Mower
- How Guy Deals with Grass Cuttings
- Funny Lawn Mowers Hazards
- Lawn Mowing Jokes
- Keep Kids Off Your Lawn
- Gardening Jokes
Guy's Front LawnAs I love plant diversity in my lawn, I encourage yellow buttercups in April, then purple prunella and red clover in June and July.As I love plant diversity in my lawn, I encourage yellow buttercups in April, then purple prunella and red clover in June and July. Furthermore, I am the only person in my road that has an old fashioned push mower. Everyone else in my road has a motor mower, some have sit-on mowers, even though they can barely turn them around as their gardens are so small. Note: I water my lawn with whisky, that's why it comes up half cut.
The above lawn mower picture reminds me of the old joke: My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
A More Menacing Grass Cutting SagaA Newspaper cutting about 'Menacing Grass Cutting'. Could 'Ruby' be the culprit? See below ...
No Sleeping'Perhaps if it's sleeping it won't grow,' said Guy's Chinese gardener
Guy Once Had a Chinese GardenerNo Entrance to Greenland (See more Engrish)
Back to the Amusing Mower Pics
Meanwhile: Where's My Lawn Gone?Where can I sit now my lawn's gone?
Send Us Your Funny Lawn Mower PicturesYou may well be able to caption these photos better than we have and we encourage you to send in your own pictures and funny stories for which you will receive credit.
Still No Grass - Just Wishful Thinking!Arthur Buliva took this picture in Accra, the capital of Ghana, West Africa.
The above picture reminds Will and Guy of this clipping: A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."See more funny lawn mower pictures.
Rare Picture of Lawn Chair Man
Weird Lawnchair ParkingSeen in Canada in 2008 - grab a prime position for the Santa Parade. Perhaps Larry Walters will utilise the space? See more about Larry Walters (Lawn Chair Man)
Unusual Lawn Mower Pictures
Close encounter with a lawn mower
Mow The CarUnder that funny lawn is a Beetle - See more VW pictures
Grass Flip-flopsGrass flip-flops developed by MisChief for Krispy Kreme: 'Each shoe has over 5,000 blades of grass and, if regularly tended to and watered, can last for over four months. We're giving them away to stressed out commuters so they can relax in their own mini-park.'
- See more lawn mower jokes here