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Funny Little old lady stories

Funny stories about little old ladies. Moral: don’t underestimate that little old lady! The Power of the Bible One of The Funniest ‘Little Old Lady’ Stories An Italian Mama More Funny Little Old Ladies  Sponsored Links ∇ The Power of the Bible An elderly woman was returning home from a Thursday mid-week service at her …

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Funny Army stories

A collection of amusing military yarns from generals down to new recruits. I once was asked if I was an English Major, I replied “No, just an American Sergeant.” Worse Punishment? General Stuck in the Mud American Army Soldier Yarn The Nutty Soldier American General Reinwald Tale Favourite Funny Military and Service Jokes Letter Home …

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Funny Ghost Story for Halloween

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.   Theodosia Garrison True Australian Halloween Ghost Story The Hook – A Classic Halloween Story Ghostly Story by Kate Bauer The Curse of the Flying Dutchman Neil, the Drunk and the Graveyard Halloween Ghost Stories A True, Funny Paranormal Story for Halloween  Sponsored …

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Short Jokes for Thursday

You may well guess that Thursday is named after the Norse hero Thor.  The Romans regarded Thursday as Jupiter’s day, dies Jovis, the French Jeudi could be a corruption of this Jupiter theme.  Thursday Jokes Academic Jargon – Cut through to the real meaning Burger Stories – Giant Burgers Bus Driver and Drunk – True …

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Funny Car Stories

Cars are an inspiration for humour. Something funny is always happening in or around a car. A True Car Story – Allegedly Good Deal for Freya Crazy Aussie  Sponsored Links ∇ 1) A True Car Story – Allegedly A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him …

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Funny stories about cars

Cars are a great source of stories and jokes.  Sit back and enjoy this tale. 1) Funny Story About Painting One day, Jimmy knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighbourhood.  The lady of the house answers. ‘Pardon me Ma’ am’ , Jimmy says, ‘I’m out of work and looking for any …

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How to translate academic jargon

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. Evan Esar When you next read an academic paper, make sure you have this handy guide by your side.  Sponsored Links ∇ What Academic Jargon Really Means ‘IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN’ … I didn’t look up the original …

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Good clean jokes about contestants

1) Anne Robinson – Weakest Link Anne Robinson: Which Indian leader, whose last name began with ‘ G’ took the title Mahatma? Contestant: Geronimo  (Correct Answer Ghandi) Anne Robinson: Which of the Marx Brothers remained silent throughout the movies? Contestant: Karl  (Correct Answer Harpo) Anne Robinson: Who was the only prisoner of Spandau Prison between …

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