Funny World Cup Squads

Football World Cup Jokes 2014

The following squads have just been announced for the 2014 World Cup:

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2014

Pinocchio

Libero

Vimto              Memento        Bonzo           Tango

Cheerio          Subbuteo

Libido        Brasso

Portfolio

SUBS:

Placebo

Banjo

Stereo (L)

Stereo (R)

Hydrochlorofluoro

Scenario

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CROATIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2014

      Itch     

Annoyingitch              Hardtoreachitch         Scratchanitch

Hic      Sic     A.Spic Mastic        

Digaditch       Fallinaditch

Horseraditch                       

SUBS:

Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2014

Pastryshev

Ticlycov          Chesticov       Nasticov

Slalomsky      Downhillsky

Risky               Swedishshev             Mastershev

Rubitov            Taykitov

SUBS:

Gechakitov

Sodov

Najinsky

In truth, this page is a work in progress, do feel free to send in your suggestions.

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ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2014

Baloni

Potbelli           Beerbelli         Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli     Origami          Onetoomani

Legslikejelli    Bigami

Wobblijelli      Macaroni

SUBS:

Pepperoni

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2014

San Francisco

Costa Brava              Hopelez          Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina        Tequila      Luis Canon       Sombrero

Chihuahua      Jose

SUBS:

Burrito

Speedy Gonzalez

Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2014

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland     Van der Valk     Van Gard        Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus            Hertz van Rental        Transit van Dors

Van Coova                 Van Sprokendown                Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

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