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Out of the Mouths of School Children
Dylan at the Supermarket

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Out of the Mouths of School Children. Kindly sent in by Arthur Burley

It's mid-September and school ha 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

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Little R

Dylan at the Supermarket

Dylang at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As he prepared himself for the inevitable barrage of questions, Lois merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy is never going to believe this.'

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