Words

Words

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• Out of the Mouths of School
  Children
• Dylan at the Supermarket

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• Back to school jokes
• Funny excuse notes
• Schoolboy howlers
• School answering phone
• Teachers' Stories
• More Teacher's Tales
• Collection of Funny Children's Stories

Out of the Mouths of School Children.  Kindly sent in by Arthur Burley

It's mid-September and school ha

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Most Wanted

Little R

Dylan at the Supermarket

Dylang
at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As he prepared himself for the
inevitable barrage of questions, Lois merely turned and whispered, 'The
tooth fairy is never going to believe this.'

Schoolboy

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