Funny Warnings. Stupid and Silly Warning Labels

Funny Warning Sign - Please be safe

Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny warnings on labels, signs and
assorted products.  We also have a few lucky escapes!

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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams

Will
and Guy's 10 Funny Warning
Labels Found on Food Packaging

Cautionary notices on packaging is good source of humour, here are ten of
our best examples.

  1. Suitable for outdoor use.  Found on a rain gauge.
  2. For
    use by trained personnel only.  On a can of air freshener.
  3. Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.  On a box of rat
    poison.
  4. Warning: High in sodium.  On a salt cellar.
  5. Remove the plastic wrapper.  The instruction on a bag of microwave
    popcorn.
  6. Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.  On a
    box of pills.
  7. Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
  8. Use like
    regular soap.  On a bar of soap.
  9. This product is not to be used in bathrooms.  On a bathroom
    heater.
  10. Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat
    when it wants.  On a bag of cat biscuits.

Silly Warning Label - But Oh
So True!Funny clothes label

Funny warning label

On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
"Able to
Do the Worst Possible Job."

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warning
labels

Strange InstructionsTeachers Tales

These cautions raise more questions than they answer.

On
Children Cough Medicine:

'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On packaging for a clothes iron:

'Do not iron clothes on body'.

(But
wouldn't
this save me more time?)

On a Myer hairdryer:

'Do not use while sleeping'.

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Stupid Warning Signs

Wherever you go look out for funny signs, most are accidents, but ever
people get the humour right, they get an attentive audience.

funny warning sign - Please be safe

Please be safe.  Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences.
If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick.
Thank you.

Funny electrical warning

20 Hilarious Warning Labels Collected by Will and GuyStupid Warning Signs

  1. Do not use house paint on face. Seen on TV in a Visa commercial that
    depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
  2. Do not drive cars in ocean. Seen in a car commercial which shows a car
    in the ocean.
  3. Always drive on roads. Not on people. Taken from a car
    commercial which shows a vehicle 'body-surfing' at a concert.
  4. Take
    care: new non-slip surface. A sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that
    led to the entrance of a building.
  5. Do not sit under coconut trees. A
    sign on a coconut palm in a car park.
  6. These rows reserved for parents
    with children.  A sign in a church.
  7. All cups leaving this store, rather
    full or empty, must be paid for.  A sign in a Cumberland Farms in
    Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
  8. Malfunction: Too less water. A notice left
    on a coffee machine.
  9. Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone. On a
    form in a clinic.
  10. You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.
    Details inside.  On a bag of Fritos.
  11. Fits one head. On a hotel-provided
    shower cap box.
  12. Payment is due by the due date. On a credit card
    statement.
  13. No small children. On a Laundromat triple washer.
  14. Toilet
    Plunger - Caution: Do not use near power lines.
  15. Dremel Electric Rotary
    Tool - This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
  16. Stridex
    Foaming Face Wash - May contain foam.
  17. Earplugs - These ear plugs are
    nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
  18. Pine
    Mountain Fire Logs - Caution: Risk of fire.
  19. Air Conditioner - Caution:
    Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
  20. Caution: The contents
    of this bottle should not be fed to fish.  Found on a bottle of shampoo for
    dogs.Booze Warning Label

Funny Warning Label on Jose Cuervo Especial

Drink Warning


Nothing As Mundane as Safety Must Interfere With the Tea Break

Safety - The Tea Break


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