On a blender: On no account improvise as a
On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On gloves: For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
On a fridge: Refrigerate after
alphabet blocks: Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
On a cardboard windshield sun-shade: 'Warning: Do Not Drive
With Sun Shield in Place'.
On an infant's
bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a cup of McDonald's
coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
On a microscope: Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
On a calendar: Use of term 'Sunday'
for reference only. No
meteorological warranties express or implied.
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Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication' (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On packaging for a clothes iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'. (But
this save me more time?) On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
Playing Like the Devil?
I noticed this warning in the user manual of an acoustic guitar. "The
instrument can catch fire, and earthquakes can cause it to fall if stored in
a high location." Amusing if slightly alarming in the UK.
Another Batch of 5 Funny
Funny product warnings from around the world.
On a Taiwanese shampoo
'Use repeatedly for severe damage.'
On a Korean kitchen knife
'WARNING: Keep out of children.'
On a frozen Chow Mein from China
'SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.'
On a New Zealand insect spray
'This product not tested on
On the BOTTOM of a Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
'Do not turn upside
down' [........... too late]
Something Slightly Different
To paraphrase that great comic Monty Python, 'Now for something slightly different'. Here are amusing even clever, plays on
words. These are the sort of jokes that make you smile rather than laugh.
A bicycle can't
stand alone because it is two-tired.
the definition of a will? It's
a dead giveaway.
A backward poet writes inverse.
her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who jump off a
Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
helpers are subordinate
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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