Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Cartoons

Will and Guy have collected these amusing turkey cartoons which capture the
fun and the anxiety of the Thanksgiving celebration.



A Parallel Turkey Universe?

Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Cartoons

A Tricky Value Judgement

Dogs eat turkey

Funny Thanksgiving Turkey

Here Will and Guy are trying to use the images to tell a funny story.

The Turkey - A
Most Difficult Bird to Cook

Funny Turkey Pictures

Turkey Surprise

Thanksgiving turkey video

Thanksgiving Horror Movie

Thanksgiving horror movie

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Real Questions Asked on the Butterball Turkey Cooking Hotline

  1. Is it OK to baste my turkey with engine oil?Jokes for Tuesday
  2. Should I carve my turkey with a 16in Redmax or should I get out my
    Stihl Electric Chain Saw?
  3. How do I get my Chihuahua out of the turkey.  (Her dog jumped
    up on the kitchen table.)
  4. Should I leave the giblets in their plastic bag during cooking?
  5. How long should I cook my turkey on the car radiator?
    minutes at Mach
    1 should do it!
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New Meanings To 'Happy
Thanksgiving'Turkey slaughter at Thanksgiving

Turkey Funnies

Funny turkey cartoon by Tony Sarrecchia

How Was the Thanksgiving Turkey for You?

We had grandma for Thanksgiving dinner.
We had turkey.

If All Else Fails .....

Happy Thanksgiving

Rita Rudner says:
My mother is such a lousy cook that
Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

Preparing Turkeys for ThanksgivingTurkey - Civil rights

Here are two different slants on 'Preparing a Turkey'.

Thanksgiving turkey. Funny but clean picture

Turkey Weather Report

Early Morning Thanksgiving Day
The temperature of turkeys will gradually rise throughout Thanksgiving
day.  However, at dawn when the birds stare at the frost in their
chiller compartment, the ambient temperature may only be 10°F.

By 10 o'clock the turkeys will start to thaw as they see the light of day.
At about 11 o'clock a warm Chinook wind from the fan oven will raise their
temperature rapidly to 200°F.
Funny Turkey Weather Report

Mid-day Heat
By 12 o'clock the cook's temperature may
well reach fever levels.  Furthermore, you may also notice an increase
in humidity especially in the kitchen.  In these turbulent conditions,
Moms may
be surrounded by an area of high wind-chill, the result maybe a cold shoulder
for you.   Beware, pestering one's mother too much may lead to a tornado in the

Afternoon Forecast
By about 2:30 pm the warm weather
condition will have stabilized, and as a result the turkey
will have tanned nicely.  Now a steel carving knife will cut across the
bird's flanks, and
slices of turkey will descend on the guests' plates.

A precipitation of cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes will make the
plates slippery.  You may also experience a gentle drizzle from the
gravy boat.  This should also be accompanied by a heavy fall of a
lighter liquid into your wine glass.

Evening Rumble of Thunder
Pressure may increase
drastically around the waist band, consequently, storm warnings have been
issued about indigestion.  The evening will see the turkey diminishing to
leftovers that can then be distributed to all the guests.  As the day
draws to a close you may experience turbulent conditions in the stomach.
Good news, the outlook is that the rumble of thunder in the
intestine will pass by the weekend.

More Amusing Turkey Images

Turkey Rights?The man who forgot to buy a turkey for Thanksgiving

Turkey - Civil rights

Two More Funny Turkey CartoonsThe Presidents' Turkey Pardon

Turkey Pardon

Top Ten Historical
Thanksgiving Facts

  1. Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the fourth Thursday
    in November in the USA.
  2. Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the second Monday in
    October in Canada.
  3. The Plymouth Pilgrims were the first to celebrate the
  4. They celebrated the first Thanksgiving Day in the fall
    of 1621.
  5. The Wampanoag Indians were the people who taught the
    Pilgrims how to cultivate the land.
  6. The Pilgrim leader, Governor William Bradford, had
    organized the first Thanksgiving feast in the year 1621 and invited the
    neighboring Wampanoag Indians also to the feast.
  7. The state of New York officially made Thanksgiving Day
    an annual custom in 1817.
  8. The annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade tradition
    began in the 1920's.
  9. Californians are the largest consumers of turkey in
    the USA. Turkey wattles
  10. By the fall of 1621 only half of the pilgrims,
    who had sailed on the Mayflower, survived. The survivors, thankful to be
    alive, decided to hold a Thanksgiving feast.

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