- A Parallel Turkey Universe?
- The Turkey - A Most Difficult Bird to Cook
- Thanksgiving Horror Show
- More Amusing Turkey Images
- Funny Turkey Pictures
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A Tricky Value Judgement

Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Cartoons
Here Will and Guy are trying to use the images to tell a funny story.The Turkey - A Most Difficult Bird to Cook

Turkey Surprise

Thanksgiving Horror Movie

Real Questions Asked on the Butterball Turkey Cooking Hotline
- Is it OK to baste my turkey with engine oil?
- Should I carve my turkey with a 16in Redmax or should I get out my Stihl Electric Chain Saw?
- How do I get my Chihuahua out of the turkey. (Her dog jumped up on the kitchen table.)
- Should I leave the giblets in their plastic bag during cooking?
- How long should I cook my turkey on the car radiator? 50 minutes at Mach 1 should do it!
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New Meanings To 'Happy
Thanksgiving'

How Was the Thanksgiving Turkey for You? We had grandma for Thanksgiving dinner.
Really?
We had turkey.
If All Else Fails .....

Rita Rudner says: My mother is such a lousy cook that
Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
Preparing Turkeys for Thanksgiving
Here are two different slants on 'Preparing a Turkey'. 
Turkey Weather Report
Early Morning Thanksgiving Day The temperature of turkeys will gradually rise throughout Thanksgiving day. However, at dawn when the birds stare at the frost in their chiller compartment, the ambient temperature may only be 10°F. By 10 o'clock the turkeys will start to thaw as they see the light of day. At about 11 o'clock a warm Chinook wind from the fan oven will raise their temperature rapidly to 200°F.
More Amusing Turkey Images
Turkey Rights?

Two More Funny Turkey Cartoons

Top Ten Historical Thanksgiving Facts
- Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November in the USA.
- Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the second Monday in October in Canada.
- The Plymouth Pilgrims were the first to celebrate the Thanksgiving.
- They celebrated the first Thanksgiving Day in the fall of 1621.
- The Wampanoag Indians were the people who taught the Pilgrims how to cultivate the land.
- The Pilgrim leader, Governor William Bradford, had organized the first Thanksgiving feast in the year 1621 and invited the neighboring Wampanoag Indians also to the feast.
- The state of New York officially made Thanksgiving Day an annual custom in 1817.
- The annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade tradition began in the 1920's.
- Californians are the largest consumers of turkey in
the USA.
- By the fall of 1621 only half of the pilgrims, who had sailed on the Mayflower, survived. The survivors, thankful to be alive, decided to hold a Thanksgiving feast.