Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Cartoons

Will and Guy have collected these amusing turkey cartoons which capture the
fun and the anxiety of the Thanksgiving celebration.

• A Parallel Turkey Universe?
• The Turkey – A Most
  Difficult Bird to Cook
• Thanksgiving Horror Show
• More Amusing Turkey Images
• Funny Turkey Pictures

A Parallel Turkey Universe?

A Tricky Value Judgement

Funny Thanksgiving Turkey
Cartoons

Here Will and Guy are trying to use the images to tell a funny story.

The Turkey – A
Most Difficult Bird to Cook

Turkey Surprise

Thanksgiving Horror Movie

See more funny
Thanksgiving turkey pictures

Real Questions Asked on the Butterball Turkey Cooking Hotline

1. Is it OK to baste my turkey with engine oil?
2. Should I carve my turkey with a 16in Redmax or should I get out my
   Stihl Electric Chain Saw?
3. How do I get my Chihuahua out of the turkey.  (Her dog jumped
   up on the kitchen table.)
4. Should I leave the giblets in their plastic bag during cooking?
5. How long should I cook my turkey on the car radiator?
   50
   minutes at Mach 1 should do it!
6. See more cartoon at
   
   danscartoons.com.

New Meanings To ‘Happy
Thanksgiving’

Funny turkey cartoon by Tony Sarrecchia

If All Else Fails …..

Preparing Turkeys for Thanksgiving

Here are two different slants on ‘Preparing a Turkey’.

Turkey Weather Report

Early Morning Thanksgiving Day
The temperature of turkeys will gradually rise throughout Thanksgiving
day.  However, at dawn when the birds stare at the frost in their
chiller compartment, the ambient temperature may only be 10°F.

By 10 o’clock the turkeys will start to thaw as they see the light of day.
At about 11 o’clock a warm Chinook wind from the fan oven will raise their
temperature rapidly to 200°F.

Mid-day Heat
By 12 o’clock the cook’s temperature may
well reach fever levels.  Furthermore, you may also notice an increase
in humidity especially in the kitchen.  In these turbulent conditions,
Moms may
be surrounded by an area of high wind-chill, the result maybe a cold shoulder
for you.   Beware, pestering one’s mother too much may lead to a tornado in the
kitchen.

Afternoon Forecast
By about 2:30 pm the warm weather
condition will have stabilized, and as a result the turkey
will have tanned nicely.  Now a steel carving knife will cut across the
bird’s flanks, and
slices of turkey will descend on the guests’ plates.

A precipitation of cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes will make the
plates slippery.  You may also experience a gentle drizzle from the
gravy boat.  This should also be accompanied by a heavy fall of a
lighter liquid into your wine glass.

Evening Rumble of Thunder
Pressure may increase
drastically around the waist band, consequently, storm warnings have been
issued about indigestion.  The evening will see the turkey diminishing to
leftovers that can then be distributed to all the guests.  As the day
draws to a close you may experience turbulent conditions in the stomach.
Good news, the outlook is that the rumble of thunder in the
intestine will pass by the weekend.

More Amusing Turkey Images

Turkey Rights?

Two More Funny Turkey Cartoons

Top Ten Historical
Thanksgiving Facts

1. Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the fourth Thursday
   in November in the USA.
2. Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the second Monday in
   October in Canada.
3. The Plymouth Pilgrims were the first to celebrate the
   Thanksgiving.
4. They celebrated the first Thanksgiving Day in the fall
   of 1621.
5. The Wampanoag Indians were the people who taught the
   Pilgrims how to cultivate the land.
6. The Pilgrim leader, Governor William Bradford, had
   organized the first Thanksgiving feast in the year 1621 and invited the
   neighboring Wampanoag Indians also to the feast.
7. The state of New York officially made Thanksgiving Day
   an annual custom in 1817.
8. The annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade tradition
   began in the 1920’s.
9. Californians are the largest consumers of turkey in
   the USA.
10. By the fall of 1621 only half of the pilgrims,
    who had sailed on the Mayflower, survived. The survivors, thankful to be
    alive, decided to hold a Thanksgiving feast.

Footnote:
Please send us your funny Thanksgiving
turkey cartoons.