Funny Sign Pictures

We have a collection of funny
signs.  The pictures are taken of placards and hoardings on streets, lanes, buildings and shops.

• Dogs - Please Shut The Gate
• No Visibility?
• Caution - No Brainer?
• Pictures of
  Funny Signs Outside the Pharmacy

Absolutely No Bottom Washing

Where did this notice really come from?  A laundrette?  A street in
Washington?
The truth: This sign was seen at a boat launching ramp in Hingham, Massachusetts,
USA.

Dogs - Please Shut The Gate

 Guide Dogs

The above funny dog signs remind me of a malapropism I heard when teaching.  The head-of-year had a brand new charity project.  In assembly he proudly announced:
'We are going to have a collection for blind dogs for the
guides'.

Midwifery - Deliveries at Rear of Building

Comical Parking Sign

Amusing Pictures of Signs

No Visibility?

This sign: 'Be Aware of Invisibility' has Will and Guy stumped.

Do Not Strip Naked and Use Chainsaw to Cut Off Head

More Funny Sign Pictures

Caution - No Brainer?

Often it's the ludicrousness of these notices that makes them so funny.

Don't Let Worries Kill You

Pictures of Funny Signs Outside the Pharmacy

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Kid's With Gas Eat Free!

Footnote:
Please send us your pictures of funny signs.