Santa Claus Pictures and Jokes
- Santa's Misfortunes
- Santa Claus - In training for Christmas day
- Santa Sacked for Smacking Boy
- Santa Claus and Coca Cola - The Urban Myth
- Golden Santa
- Santa Banned from Markets in Austria
- The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus
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∇Poisoned Santa
Dear Santa
If you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
Timmy.

Santa and The Train Set
While working in a store as Santa Claus, I had lots of boys ask me for an
electric train set. "If you get your train," I would tell each one, "you
know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?"
The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this
question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along,
I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him.
He promptly replied, "Another train."
Dear Father Christmas,
My mother told me to write to you and say thanks for the train set. My dad plays with it all the time. John See more Funny Santa letters.General Funny Santa Claus Pics
'The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there'Photos of Santas IN
Training for Christmas Day

Santa OUT of Training
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
The Santa Brand

More Funny Santa Claus Pictures - Skiing and Also Waterskiing

- See more snow pictures
- See more funny Santa pictures and cartoons
Santa Claus and Coca
Cola - The Urban Myth
A popular urban myth is that back in 1928 Coca Cola invented Santa Claus.
What fuels this myth is that his red coat matches perfectly the Coca Cola
livery.
The truth is that while early Santa Claus often wore green, Santa Claus
in red was established by the 1860s, long before Coca Cola was invented.
Other Names for Santa Claus
While it is true that the name Santa Claus was an American 'invention' sometime before 1870. The original name for the 'figure' associated with the mid-winter festival was Saint Nicholas, or St. Nick. Other languages have variations or translations of Saint Nicolas, for example, Père Noël, Papa Noel, Babbo Natale, Papai Noel, Father Christmas, and Kris Kringle. See more on the origins of Santa Claus
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
Santa Sparks Romance
It's not only kids who make their way onto Santa's lap. There's something about the jolly man in the red suit that sparks a bit of romance in certain couples. One Santa says that he sees about two or three young men every season who use Santa to help propose to their girlfriends. Sometimes it works like a charm. Other times, not so much. In one case, the suitor was positive that his girlfriend would ask Santa for an engagement ring. But when Santa asked the young lady what she wanted, her reply was, 'A refrigerator for our new condo.'
Santa Sacked for Smacking Boy
A Santa Claus is facing the sack from a Dutch shopping centre after he smacked a young boy for pulling his beard. Peter Hendriks hit the boy on the backside in front of dozens of shoppers in the town of Rijswijk. Defending his actions, he said: 'If I hadn't done that, he would have pulled off my beard and dozens of children would have been traumatised.'Good Santa - Bad Santa?

Man Rescued from Chimney Denies Being Santa Claus
Fire officials from Lubbock have informed Will and Guy that a Texas man who had to be rescued from the chimney of his house was not trying to be Santa Claus. Apparently he was just locked out of his house. Fire officials told us they had to hoist the 22-year-old man by rope from the chimney of his house in southwest Lubbock, Texas, USA recently. Deputy Fire Marshal Robert Loveless tells the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal that the man and his family were locked out of their house. Loveless says the man, wanting to save the price of a locksmith, decided to enter the house through the chimney as his wife and child waited outside around 1 am. He added that the man's wife called 911 after he became stuck. Fire-fighters hauled him out about an hour later. He was not injured.Santas Nicked? - We Have Their Mugshots!
A website called 'The Smoking Gun' has rounded up images of real felons who look like Saint Nick.
Yes There Is A Santa Claus
If you want the great gift giver To come on his sleigh and deliver Then remember this simple rhyme And recall it at Christmas time "If in Santa you do not believe Christmas gifts you will not receive"Santa Claus Movies
Bad Santa (2003) A screwball dark comedy Directed and co-written by Terry Zwigoff. Starring Billy Bob Thornton as the title character and Tony Cox his partner. Santa Claus (1959) Directed by René Cardona. Santa Claus (1985) Starring Dudley Moore. Here are the more recent Santa Clause 1, 2 and 3 trilogy.- The Santa Clause (1994)
- The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause (2002)
- The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
A Few More Amusing Santa Pictures
Golden Santa
This pure gold
statue of Santa Claus weights 20 kilos, Santa even has 10 gold coins in his belt. It was created by Ginza Tanaka and is offered on sale for 200 million yen ($1.8 million).
Tanaka's company took 3 months to
fashion the statue. Rumour has it that he created 2 or even 3 of these pure gold Santas. It is difficult to judge its size from the picture, but
Santa stands about 40 centimetres, those lucky enough to live in
Tokyo can see the statue in the Shinsaibashi district of Osaka.
