Funny Road Safety Pictures and Stories


Funny Car Safety Pictures

Will and Guy's collection of funny road safety pictures featuring, cars,
and bikes.


Get The Elbow?

Funny Car Safety

Funny Road Safety Sign

Funny Road Safety

Spot The Traffic Violations!

Funny Picture Bike Safety

Overloaded, no crash helmets, how many more violations?  Speeding,
driving on the wrong side of the road.

Ten Sobering World Wide Facts and Trivia About Road Safety

Funny Picture Bike Safety

The global epidemic of road crash fatalities and disabilities is
gradually being recognized as a major public health concern. The first step
to being informed about global road safety and to developing effective road
safety interventions is to have access to facts. Will and Guy present you
with these facts to ponder:

  1. More than 1.2 million people die in road traffic
    crashes every year
  2. As many as 50 million people are injured or disabled by
    road traffic crashes every year
  3. Half of all crash victims are vulnerable road users
    such as pedestrians, cyclists, and motorcyclists
  4. Road traffic crashes cost countries up to 4% of their
    Gross National Product
  5. Correctly used seat-belts reduce the risk of death in a
    crash by 61%
  6. Mandatory use of child restraints can reduce child
    deaths by 35%
  7. Helmets reduce fatal and serious head injuries by up to
  8. Enforcing a drinking and driving law around the world
    could reduce alcohol-related crashes by 20%
  9. For every 1km/h reduction in average speed, there is a
    2% reduction in the number of crashes
  10. Simple low-cost engineering measures are saving
    thousands of lives

WHO - World Health Organisation figures

No Horn Blowing - Except
For Anger

No horn blowing

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Solw!Bottomless Pit?

Pour Spelling Solw Speeding

Digger Flouting Safety

Safety - The Tea Break

Winner of Vehicle Safety ContestAvoid death - Wacky warning

Detroit Michigan USA.  Winner of the contest, organised by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, was a warning on a tractor that read:

'Danger: Avoid
Death'  (See funny picture to the right)

Other honourable mentions

  • Fuel Tank Cap: 'Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level'


A government warning has said that anyone travelling in icy conditions
should take:

  • Shovel Blankets or Sleeping Bag
  • Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves
  • 4 hours supply of food and drink
  • De-Icer 5Kgs of Rock Salt
  • Torch or lantern with spare batteries
  • Road Flares and Reflective Triangles
  • Tow rope
  • 5 gallon petrol can
  • First Aid Kit
  • Jump Leads

............. I looked a complete idiot on the bus this morning!!!!"

Drastic Safety Sign - Warning Artillery Firing Over Public Roads

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