Funny Road Safety Pictures and Stories

Funny Car Safety Pictures

Will and Guy's collection of funny road safety pictures featuring, cars, lorries and bikes.

Get The Elbow?

Funny Car Safety

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Spot The Traffic Violations!

Funny Picture Bike Safety Overloaded, no crash helmets, how many more violations?  Speeding, driving on the wrong side of the road.

Ten Sobering World Wide Facts and Trivia About Road Safety

Funny Picture Bike Safety The global epidemic of road crash fatalities and disabilities is gradually being recognized as a major public health concern. The first step to being informed about global road safety and to developing effective road safety interventions is to have access to facts. Will and Guy present you with these facts to ponder:
  1. More than 1.2 million people die in road traffic crashes every year
  2. As many as 50 million people are injured or disabled by road traffic crashes every year
  3. Half of all crash victims are vulnerable road users such as pedestrians, cyclists, and motorcyclists
  4. Road traffic crashes cost countries up to 4% of their Gross National Product
  5. Correctly used seat-belts reduce the risk of death in a crash by 61%
  6. Mandatory use of child restraints can reduce child deaths by 35%
  7. Helmets reduce fatal and serious head injuries by up to 45%
  8. Enforcing a drinking and driving law around the world could reduce alcohol-related crashes by 20%
  9. For every 1km/h reduction in average speed, there is a 2% reduction in the number of crashes
  10. Simple low-cost engineering measures are saving thousands of lives
WHO - World Health Organisation figures

No Horn Blowing - Except For Anger

No horn blowing

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Solw!Bottomless Pit?

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Winner of Vehicle Safety ContestAvoid death - Wacky warning

Detroit Michigan USA.  Winner of the contest, organised by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, was a warning on a tractor that read: 'Danger: Avoid Death'  (See funny picture to the right) Other honourable mentions include:
  • Fuel Tank Cap: 'Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level'


A government warning has said that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take:
  • Shovel Blankets or Sleeping Bag
  • Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves
  • 4 hours supply of food and drink
  • De-Icer 5Kgs of Rock Salt
  • Torch or lantern with spare batteries
  • Road Flares and Reflective Triangles
  • Tow rope
  • 5 gallon petrol can
  • First Aid Kit
  • Jump Leads
............. I looked a complete idiot on the bus this morning!!!!"

Drastic Safety Sign - Warning Artillery Firing Over Public Roads

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