To achieve the
impossible dream, try going to sleep.
Some people can sleep like a baby - anywhere.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Charles M. Schulz
The littlest sea lion on the left is called Stella, we don't
know the names of the others.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Keep Taking the Sleeping Pills
An shattered man dragged himself in to the doctor's surgery.
'Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighbourhood. Because they bark
all night, I can't get any sleep.' he says.
'Try these new sleeping pills.' advised the doctor.
Next week the man returned: 'Doc, your pills aren't working. I'm more
tired than ever!'
'I don't understand', said the doctor, 'those are the strongest pills I have
'That may be so,' answered the man wearily, 'but its hard enough to run each
night and catch these dogs, let alone get them to take the tablets!'
Festival of Sleep - January 3rd
A day to celebrate the Festival of Sleep Day is so that people of all
ages can get some "shut eye" and relaxation after the Christmas and New
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