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- 1 Shaun the Sheep
- 1.1 The Sheep That Thinks She's a Dog
- 1.2 I Bet This Sheep is Heavy When it Rains
- 1.3 An Hilarious and Funny Sheep Story from Will and Guy
- 1.4 Funny Old Goat
- 1.5 Fly The Sheepdog: A Short Funny Tale
- 1.6 Sheep takes a drink; notice that it appears to be standing on a box!
- 1.7 See more funny animal pictures and amusing videos
An Hilarious and Funny Sheep Story from Will and GuyMartha and the Vicar: The Reverend Maurice Bowler, a children's minister, was talking in Sunday School at St Jude's, Southsea, about the 23rd Psalm. Maurice told the children about sheep, that they weren't clever and needed lots of guidance, and that a shepherd's job was to stay close to the sheep, protect them from wild animals and keep them from wandering off and doing dumb things that would get them hurt or killed. Maurice pointed to the little children in the room and said that they were the sheep and needed lots of guidance. Then Maurice put his hands out to the side, palms up in a dramatic gesture, and with raised eyebrows said to the children, 'If you are the sheep then who is the shepherd?' He was pretty obviously indicating himself. A silence of a few seconds followed. Then Martha, a young pupil, exclaimed, 'Jesus! Jesus is the shepherd!' Maurice, obviously caught by surprise, said to the youngster, 'Well then, who am I?' Martha frowned, thinking hard, and then said with a shrug, 'Well, I guess you must be a sheep dog.'
Fly The Sheepdog: A Short Funny TaleJerry the shepherd sent Fly, his trusty sheep-dog, out to gather and count the flock to make sure none were missing. Fly returns twenty minutes later and tells Jerry and says that there are 40 sheep. Jerry splutters, '40? I only had 38 to begin with.' Quick as a flash, Fly answers, 'Yep, but you told me to round them up.'
Sheep takes a drink; notice that it appears to be standing on a box!
Why did Bo-Peep lose her sheep? She had a crook with her.Footnote: Please send us your funny sheep pictures.