Funny Pecking Order Picture



Pecking Order or simply 'Peck Order' is a hierarchical system of social
organisation in animals.


Are You In the Pecking Order?

Where are you in the pecking order?

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
A pecking order!

Pigeon or StatueOne day you're the hydrant

Hydrant? or Dog?

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Dilbert [Scott Adams]

Pecking Orders?

Hitching a ride

Pecking Order Not Followed

The sheep that thinks she's
a dogSheep thinks she's a dog

A Welsh farmer says his pet sheep thinks she's
a sheepdog. Emlyn Roberts saved Rolo from death as a lamb and has since raised her at home with his

Rolo enjoys being taken for a walk on the lead and watching TV with her master, reports the North Wales Daily Post. She has even started herding with her sheepdog mates, although so far she's
been let loose on ducks. Emlyn, of Pentir, near Bangor, said, 'She is growing up exactly like a dog. You can tell she thinks of herself as a dog. You could have some real fun with her at Crufts. She can jump
through hoops and slide down a ramp just like the dogs. She's a very intelligent sheep - not like any other sheep at all. She sometimes comes into the house and sits there watching TV with us. She eats
absolutely anything you put in front of her. What she really likes is nuts. But anything you put down for the dogs, she'll help herself. She's
more than happy to eat dog food.'

Funny Bird Pictures

Birds Drinking

Clever Bird Picture

Clever Birds Flying in Formation

Starlings in the dusk skies above Gretna Green, Scotland morph into the
distinctive shape of a dolphin.  Will says he thinks the dolphin is
being chased across the sky by a whale with its mouth open.  Guy's says
it's a new take on 'Pecking Order'.

Ten of Our
Favourite Funny Tongue Twisters

Repeat each twister, out loud, at least 3 times very quickly

  1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
    A peck of
    pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
    If Peter Piper picked a peck
    of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter
    Piper picked?
  2. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
  3. Unique New York.
  4. Betty Botter had some butter,
    'But,' she said, 'this butter's
    If I bake this bitter butter,
    it would make my batter
    But a bit of better butter...
    that would make my batter
    better.'So she bought a bit of butter,
    better than her
    bitter butter,
    and she baked it in her batter,
    and the batter
    was not bitter.
    So 'twas better Betty Botter
    bought a bit of
    better butter.
  5. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
    The shells she sells
    are surely seashells.
    So if she sells shells on the seashore,
    I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
  6. A bitter biting bittern
    Bit a better brother bittern,
    the bitter better bittern
    Bit the bitter biter back.
    And the
    bitter bittern, bitten,
    By the better bitten bittern,
    'I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!'
  7. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    if a woodchuck could
    chuck wood?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
    chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
    if a woodchuck could
    chuck wood.
  8. Which witch wished which wicked wish?
  9. Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.
  10. One-One was a racehorse.
    Two-Two was one, too.
    One-One won one race,
    Two-Two won

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