What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
A pecking order!
Pigeon or Statue
Hydrant? or Dog?
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Dilbert [Scott Adams]
Pecking Order Not Followed
The sheep that thinks she's
A Welsh farmer says his pet sheep thinks she's
a sheepdog. Emlyn Roberts saved Rolo from death as a lamb and has since raised her at home with his
Rolo enjoys being taken for a walk on the lead and watching TV with her master, reports the North Wales Daily Post. She has even started herding with her sheepdog mates, although so far she's
been let loose on ducks. Emlyn, of Pentir, near Bangor, said, 'She is growing up exactly like a dog. You can tell she thinks of herself as a dog. You could have some real fun with her at Crufts. She can jump
through hoops and slide down a ramp just like the dogs. She's a very intelligent sheep - not like any other sheep at all. She sometimes comes into the house and sits there watching TV with us. She eats
absolutely anything you put in front of her. What she really likes is nuts. But anything you put down for the dogs, she'll help herself. She's
more than happy to eat dog food.'
Funny Bird Pictures
Clever Bird Picture
Starlings in the dusk skies above Gretna Green, Scotland morph into the
distinctive shape of a dolphin. Will says he thinks the dolphin is
being chased across the sky by a whale with its mouth open. Guy's says
it's a new take on 'Pecking Order'.
Ten of Our
Favourite Funny Tongue Twisters
Repeat each twister, out loud, at least 3 times very quickly
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of
pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
Unique New York.
Betty Botter had some butter,
'But,' she said, 'this butter's
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter
But a bit of better butter...
that would make my batter
better.'So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter
was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells
are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
'I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!'
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could
Which witch wished which wicked wish?
Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.
One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
One-One won one race,
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