Funny Pecking Order Picture

Pecking Order or simply 'Peck Order' is a hierarchical system of social organisation in animals.

Where Are You In the Pecking Order?

Where are you in the pecking order?
What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order!

Pigeon or StatueOne day you're the hydrant

Hydrant? or Dog? Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. Dilbert [Scott Adams]

Pecking Orders?

Hitching a ride

Pecking Order Not Followed

The sheep that thinks she's a dogSheep thinks she's a dog A Welsh farmer says his pet sheep thinks she's a sheepdog. Emlyn Roberts saved Rolo from death as a lamb and has since raised her at home with his sheepdogs. Rolo enjoys being taken for a walk on the lead and watching TV with her master, reports the North Wales Daily Post. She has even started herding with her sheepdog mates, although so far she's only been let loose on ducks. Emlyn, of Pentir, near Bangor, said, 'She is growing up exactly like a dog. You can tell she thinks of herself as a dog. You could have some real fun with her at Crufts. She can jump through hoops and slide down a ramp just like the dogs. She's a very intelligent sheep - not like any other sheep at all. She sometimes comes into the house and sits there watching TV with us. She eats absolutely anything you put in front of her. What she really likes is nuts. But anything you put down for the dogs, she'll help herself. She's more than happy to eat dog food.'

Funny Bird Pictures

Birds Drinking

Clever Bird Picture

Clever Birds Flying in Formation Starlings in the dusk skies above Gretna Green, Scotland morph into the distinctive shape of a dolphin.  Will says he thinks the dolphin is being chased across the sky by a whale with its mouth open.  Guy's says it's a new take on 'Pecking Order'.

Ten of Our Favourite Funny Tongue Twisters

Repeat each twister, out loud, at least 3 times very quickly
  1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
  2. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
  3. Unique New York.
  4. Betty Botter had some butter, 'But,' she said, 'this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter... that would make my batter better.'So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
  5. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
  6. A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, Said, 'I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!'
  7. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  8. Which witch wished which wicked wish?
  9. Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.
  10. One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won
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