Funny Pecking Order Picture

 

Pecking Order or simply 'Peck Order' is a hierarchical system of social
organisation in animals.

• Where are You in the Pecking
  Order?
• Hydrant? or Dog?
• Pecking Orders?
• Pecking order not followed
• Ten of our
  Favourite Funny Tongue Twisters

Where
Are You In the Pecking Order?

Pigeon or Statue

Hydrant? or Dog?

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Dilbert [Scott Adams]

Pecking Orders?

Pecking Order Not Followed

The sheep that thinks she's
a dog

A Welsh farmer says his pet sheep thinks she's
a sheepdog. Emlyn Roberts saved Rolo from death as a lamb and has since raised her at home with his
sheepdogs.

Rolo enjoys being taken for a walk on the lead and watching TV with her master, reports the North Wales Daily Post. She has even started herding with her sheepdog mates, although so far she's
only
been let loose on ducks. Emlyn, of Pentir, near Bangor, said, 'She is growing up exactly like a dog. You can tell she thinks of herself as a dog. You could have some real fun with her at Crufts. She can jump
through hoops and slide down a ramp just like the dogs. She's a very intelligent sheep - not like any other sheep at all. She sometimes comes into the house and sits there watching TV with us. She eats
absolutely anything you put in front of her. What she really likes is nuts. But anything you put down for the dogs, she'll help herself. She's
more than happy to eat dog food.'

Funny Bird Pictures

Clever Bird Picture

Starlings in the dusk skies above Gretna Green, Scotland morph into the
distinctive shape of a dolphin.  Will says he thinks the dolphin is
being chased across the sky by a whale with its mouth open.  Guy's says
it's a new take on 'Pecking Order'.

Ten of Our
Favourite Funny Tongue Twisters

Repeat each twister, out loud, at least 3 times very quickly

1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
   A peck of
   pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
   If Peter Piper picked a peck
   of pickled peppers,
   Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter
   Piper picked?
2. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
3. Unique New York.
4. Betty Botter had some butter,
   'But,' she said, 'this butter's
   bitter.
   If I bake this bitter butter,
   it would make my batter
   bitter.
   But a bit of better butter...
   that would make my batter
   better.'So she bought a bit of butter,
   better than her
   bitter butter,
   and she baked it in her batter,
   and the batter
   was not bitter.
   So 'twas better Betty Botter
   bought a bit of
   better butter.
5. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
   The shells she sells
   are surely seashells.
   So if she sells shells on the seashore,
   I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
6. A bitter biting bittern
   Bit a better brother bittern,
   And
   the bitter better bittern
   Bit the bitter biter back.
   And the
   bitter bittern, bitten,
   By the better bitten bittern,
   Said,
   'I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!'
7. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
   if a woodchuck could
   chuck wood?
   He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
   and
   chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
   if a woodchuck could
   chuck wood.
8. Which witch wished which wicked wish?
9. Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.
10. One-One was a racehorse.
    Two-Two was one, too.
    When
    One-One won one race,
    Two-Two won

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pecking order.