Funny I Say, I Say Jokes
More I Say, I Say Jokes
-My wife's
gone mad in Venezuela
-Caracas
-Yes, absolutely loopy -My wife's
gone to the Indian coast
-Goa? -Phwoar! I'll say! -My mother-in-law has gone to St Petersburg.
-Is she Russian?
-No, she's
taking her time. -My wife's
gone to Northern Italy
-Genoa?
-I should think so, We've been married for 20
years. -My wife's
had an accident on a volcano
-Krakatoa? -No.
-She broke her leg. -My wife's
gone to the Welsh border.
-Wye?
-Search me. -My daughter's
gone to the botanical gardens.
-Kew?
-Yes, it was rather busy. -My wife's
gone to Malawi
-Lilongwe?
-Yes, about 5000 miles -My wife's
had an upset tummy
in Laos
-Inkhazi?
-Yes, constantly. -My son's
gone on a singing tour of South Korea
-Seoul?
-No, R&B -My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
-Qatar?
-Yes, she was coughing up greenies
for weeks -My father-in-law had an accident in Slovenia
-Bled?
-like a stuck pig. -My son's
parents are from Croatia
-Split?
-No, they're still happily married. -My wife went
to a very bad concert out East
-Singapore?
-Terrible. Yes, and the rest of the band were rubbish too. -My daughter went on a sailing course in Poole
-In Dorset?
-Yes, she'
d recommend it to anyone. -My
wife smoked a joint near Manchester
-In Hale? Footnote: Please send us your funny I say, I say jokes.