More I Say, I Say Jokes-My wife's gone mad in Venezuela -Caracas -Yes, absolutely loopy -My wife's gone to the Indian coast -Goa? -Phwoar! I'll say! -My mother-in-law has gone to St Petersburg. -Is she Russian? -No, she's taking her time. -My wife's gone to Northern Italy -Genoa? -I should think so, We've been married for 20 years. -My wife's had an accident on a volcano -Krakatoa? -No. -She broke her leg. -My wife's gone to the Welsh border. -Wye? -Search me. -My daughter's gone to the botanical gardens. -Kew? -Yes, it was rather busy. -My wife's gone to Malawi -Lilongwe? -Yes, about 5000 miles -My wife's had an upset tummy in Laos -Inkhazi? -Yes, constantly.
-My son's gone on a singing tour of South Korea -Seoul? -No, R&B -My wife caught a cold in the Gulf -Qatar? -Yes, she was coughing up greenies for weeks -My father-in-law had an accident in Slovenia -Bled? -like a stuck pig. -My son's parents are from Croatia -Split? -No, they're still happily married. -My wife went to a very bad concert out East -Singapore? -Terrible. Yes, and the rest of the band were rubbish too. -My daughter went on a sailing course in Poole -In Dorset? -Yes, she' d recommend it to anyone. -My wife smoked a joint near Manchester -In Hale? Footnote: Please send us your funny I say, I say jokes.