gone mad in Venezuela
-Yes, absolutely loopy
gone to the Indian coast
-Phwoar! I'll say!
-My mother-in-law has gone to St Petersburg.
-Is she Russian?
taking her time.
gone to Northern Italy
-I should think so, We've been married for 20
had an accident on a volcano
-She broke her leg.
gone to the Welsh border.
gone to the botanical gardens.
-Yes, it was rather busy.
gone to Malawi
-Yes, about 5000 miles
had an upset tummy
I Say I Say by Bill MacKay
"I've been studying marine science in the Indian Ocean." "Seychelles?"
"Well, all the molluscs, really."
"A friend builds new vehicles not far off Africa." "Madagascar?"
they're all electric!"
"I went to visit my son in Holland" "Utrecht?"
"No I flew all the
"I went to Ireland with a friend." "Kilkenny?"
"Almost! he really
got on my nerves!"
gone on a singing tour of South Korea
-My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
-Yes, she was coughing up greenies
-My father-in-law had an accident in Slovenia
-like a stuck pig.
parents are from Croatia
-No, they're still happily married.
-My wife went
to a very bad concert out East
-Terrible. Yes, and the rest of the band were rubbish too.
-My daughter went on a sailing course in Poole
d recommend it to anyone.
wife smoked a joint near Manchester
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