It's almost certain that increased carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere
will affect our planet. Here we have taken a humorous look at this
Funny how global
warming does not affect these ducks in the snow.
Incidentally, if there's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as
- 'According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.' [Jay Leno, US comedian]
- 'President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.' [Jay Leno]
- 'Experts say this global warming is
serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.' [David Letterman]
- Sometimes ice crystals in the atmosphere make things appear differently than they
actually are. This is not an optical illusion - it just looks like one.
- Clear Evidence of Global Warming --->
Trends in women's underwear down the years.
More Funny Global Warming Pictures
Poor Ice Cream Van - Another
Victim of Global Warming
Meanwhile - It's High Tide for Global Warming
But Low Tide at Tower Bridge London
And at the South Pole ...
Finally, here is a definition of globalization I can understand:
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English
princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel. She was
riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky
They were closely followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese
motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses
Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor
In all probability it was assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you
by Romanian illegals.
The underlying problem that these polar bears face is
lack of food. They need the ice to catch seals as they poke their heads up through the ice sheets. Global warming melts the ice earlier each year, hence fewer opportunities for the polar bears to
catch their food.
The above, and similar photos could haunt us as the face of global warming.
See also World Environment
Another Polar Bear
But Some Don't Care About Climate Change
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