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Guy taught dyslexics for 10 years and for some it was a blessing rather
than a curse. For instance
while Ian could not read the tube (subway) signs he compensated by navigating the
underground by counting the stations. Later Ian made $1 million in his phone
company.
Will and Guy always remember that with all humour someone is always the
victim of the gag, where we draw the line is when the joke becomes hurtful
rather than funny.
- Loading Olny
- Speed BMUP Menace
- Dyslexic
Sign-writer - Or Engrish Example? - Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!
Dyslexic Signs on the Roads
Loading Olny
Pour Spelling - Solw Down!
Now STOP!
Dysphonetic Dyslexia
The interesting thing about dyslexia is that it embraces dozens of specific
learning difficulties, of which dysphonia is the most common. To
digress, if you looked at a picture of an average school football team, you
are likely to be looking at boys a wide range of IQ. Similarly, if you
take a class of dyslexics they will show the full range of general
intelligence. This explains why there are famous dyslexics in every
walk of life.
Confession: The above pictures are poor examples of dyslexia. A true
dyslexic is more likely to write the mirror image, for example, POTS, rather
than SOTP.
Speed Bump Menace
We cannot decide if this dyslexic BMUP sign (left) would make us put our foot down
on the accelerator or the break pedal.
Incidentally, every time I see these speed bumps I am looking for a
sign: 'Sponsored by Acme Exhaust Fitters'.
The BMUP sign always makes Will think of Star Trek, in which Captain
Kirk often used to say, 'Beam me up, Scotty.'
Dyslexic Sign-writer - Or Engrish
Example?
Sometimes it's not easy to detect the origin of the problem, is it a slip
of the pen, or a language difficulty?
Guy Suffers Slow Burning Dyslexia
Guy could not see anything wrong with this cartoon. Will is
worried by this, 'let us read it slowly Guy, Dyslexic the
for home'.
Rosht Dyslexic Jokes
- How many dyslexics does it take to light a change bulb?
- "DOGS ATE MY CAR"
This exchange was reported on
the radio:
Announcer: "What did your insurance company say?"
Me:"I think they were dyslexic.They said I wasn't covered for acts of
God." - Question: What do you do with a dyslexic with OCD?
(Obesive Compulsion Diorders)
Answer: Take him to
the doc.
Give Us More Letters!
Footnote:
Please send us your funny dyslexic signs.
See more pictures of funny road signs, featuring
cars and street notices
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Funny animal road signs
• Pictures of stupid signs •
Funny car pictures •
Dyslexic signs •
Funny garbage •
Funny signs
• Pointless signs •
Funny street signs •
Funny no parking signs •
Parking yellow lines
• 'No' signs