Funny Drinking or Yoga


Sobriety Test

Are you at a loss for an evening's activity?  Which would you prefer, yoga exercises
or drinking?

First We Asked a Couch Potato

Resident Couch Potato

We Considered Ballet Lessons

Ballet Classes


But
We Narrowed it Down to Yoga or Drinking

Yoga or drinking



Research Confirms That Drinking Gives You The Same Benefits As Yoga!!!!Yoga or Drinking

Savasana
Position of total relaxation.

Balasana
Position that brings the
sensation of peace and calm

Setu Bandha
Sarvangasana

This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana
Position stimulates the
midriff area and the spinal column.

Halasana

Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin
Excellent
for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

Salambhasana
Great
exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda
Balasana

This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana
This
position, for ankles and back muscles.

Pigeon
Tones
the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of 'stress'.

So
in the interest of healthy relaxation .... let's start drinking !!
..............

Yoga or drinking


Dog Cat BegLife
Really Boils Down to 2 Options ...

1. Should I
get a dog?  (See picture right)

OR ...

2. Should I have children?

Yoga or drinking


Beware Drunks On The Roof
Just To Let You
Know I'm Thinking Of You Today

  • No
    matter what situations life throws at you....
  • No matter
    how long and treacherous your journey may seem..
  • Remember
    there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
  • You're laughing aren't you? That's good 'cause my job
    here is done!
  • Have a great day and remember to give
    thanks.....

Footnote:
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items.

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