Funny Drinking or Yoga

Sobriety Test

Are you at a loss for an evening's activity?  Which would you prefer, yoga exercises or drinking?

First We Asked a Couch Potato

Resident Couch Potato

We Considered Ballet Lessons

Ballet Classes

But We Narrowed it Down to Yoga or Drinking

Yoga or drinking

Research Confirms That Drinking Gives You The Same Benefits As Yoga!!!!Yoga or Drinking

Savasana Position of total relaxation. Balasana Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm Setu Bandha Sarvangasana This position calms the brain and heals tired legs. Marjayasana Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column. Halasana Excellent for back pain and insomnia. Dolphin Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms. Salambhasana Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms. Ananda Balasana This position is great for massaging the hip area. Malasana This position, for ankles and back muscles. Pigeon Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of 'stress'. So in the interest of healthy relaxation .... let's start drinking !! .............. Yoga or drinking

Dog Cat BegLife Really Boils Down to 2 Options ...

1. Should I get a dog?  (See picture right) OR ... 2. Should I have children? Yoga or drinking

Beware Drunks On The RoofJust To Let You Know I'm Thinking Of You Today

  • No matter what situations life throws at you....
  • No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..
  • Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
  • You're laughing aren't you? That's good 'cause my job here is done!
  • Have a great day and remember to give thanks.....
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