A Dozen Funny Dog Pictures and Dog Stories
- Little and Large
- Attention!
- Barking Mad
- A Dog's Diary
- Picture of Dogs in Fancy Dress
- Dog Wedding Story
- Bakery for Dogs
- A Dog Always Knows Best!
- Beware Guard Dog Sign
- Dog and Horse - Partnership
- Someone Loves Me
- Funny Dog Stories
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∇Little and Large
Good to see that cats and dogs can get on together
Attention!
Especially those dogs with a
reading age greater than 10.

Barking Mad - Another Dog Sign

A Dog's Diary
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite! N.B. A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert BenchleyFancy Dress - More Funny Dog Pictures
Pure Dog Theatre The dog looks like a pug or is it a bull dog, we are not sure. Good picture.
Dog Wedding Story
Timmy walked his bride Muffin down the aisle for their marriage ceremony in front of guests at Harrods store in, London. The couple shared a kiss and their own wedding cake before being whisked off by horse-drawn carriage. The unique dog wedding was part of Harrods 'Anything is Possible' season

Calendar Dogs

Dog Weddings in Delhi
Abhijit Das, a manager for Ansal Plaza Delhi has organized mass wedding for dogs. On 30th of September 2008 over 100 dogs will be united in wedlock. Surprisingly, is animal rights activists who have organised the event. Prior to the marriage ceremony it won't be the dogs and bitches who seek out their prospective partner, the match-making will be left to their owners. The event, which is scheduled to take place at the Amphitheatre in Ansal Plaza, will also feature speed-dating for pooches. Shailee Seth, a housewife with a Great Dane, is searching for the perfect veil. 'I have never attended such an event before and I don't know what to expect,' she said. 'But I definitely want my pooch to look the best.'Dog
Knows Best? Listen
to Your Nose!

Bakery for Dogs Opens in Paris (True Story)
An award-winning pastry chef has opened a bakery that caters only for dogs in Paris. Mon Bon Chien sells bacon biscuits in the shape of a cat and bone-shaped cookies made of foie gras, reports the BBC. The owner is Harriet Sternstein who moved to Paris from the US with her dog Sophie-Marie. Sophie-Marie provided the inspiration for the new business for her owner, who decided the best way to make a living was to combine her biggest enthusiasms - pastries and pets. 'Everything is made in the back of the boutique, 'said Ms Sternstein, 'Every day, I make 200 to 300 biscuits and special orders are taken on a daily basis.
Dog's breakfast?
Dog Bakery in Germany
A canine-only bakery selling a range of handmade dog biscuits and meaty cakes has opened in Germany. The Dog's Goodies bakery in the city of Wiesbaden, near Frankfurt, is a barking success, according to local dog owners. Former florist turned canine chef Janine Saraniti-Lagerin offers her doggy customers treats such as minty biscuits, muesli bars, tuna cakes and garlic cookies. She said, 'Vets tell me what is healthy and my Labrador Ronja tells me what is tasty.'Beware Guard Dog

Beware Guard Dog - Sequel



Amazing Dog Tricks in 重慶 [Chongqing City]
An amazingly talented Tibetan mastiff called Tiger [Hu Hu] dog has performed
a breathtaking high wire stunt in front of thousands of spectators in his home
city in China.
Will and Guy have found this dog photo and we can report that this acrobatic
creature performed the trick in Chongqing city, China.
Tiger was some 4 metres above the ground and walked across a 10 metre gap on
two thin steel wires: a remarkable feat by any standards. We suggest that you do
not try this stunt with your dog at home.
Dog and Horse - Partnership
A Jack Russell dog is stunning visitors to a farm by showing off his horse riding skills. Freddie leaps on the back of his neighbour's Shetland pony Daisy for a trot around the paddock of Peglars Farm, in Flaxley, Gloucestershire. Owner Patricia Swinley said the dog was a ' natural' jockey whose equestrian skills have blossomed. 'When he first saw Daisy he rushed across the yard and just jumped straight on her back, 'she said. Freddie, who has been nicknamed the Flaxley Flier, is often to be seen riding round the 25-acre farm and Daisy, who stands at just 37 inches tall provides the perfect taxi, for her pal. 'The children love to come and see him, 'Mrs Swinley said. 'I guess it is a rather peculiar sight.'Someone Loves Me
I would not like to meet the dog in the photo below, but I bet it's someone beloved pet.
Couldn't Spit It Out
Damien walks into a bar one day and stammers, 'Does anyone here own that South African ridgeback outside?' 'Yeah, I do,' a tattooed biker says, standing up. 'What about it?' "Well, I think my shiatsu just killed him.' 'What are you talkin' about?' the biker says, disbelievingly. 'How could your little runt kill my ridgeback?' 'Well,' mumbled Damien, 'it appears that he got stuck in your dog's throat.'Blessed Dogs
Liz took her litter of cocker spaniel puppies to the veterinary clinic for their inoculations and deworming. As the look alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, the vet realised it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. The veterinarian turned on the tap over the sink, wet her fingers, and moistened each dog's head when she had finished. After the fourth puppy, the vet noticed the usually talkative Liz had grown silent. As the vet sprinkled the last pup's head, Liz leaned forward and whispered, 'I hadn't realised that they had to be baptised.'Dog's Bedtime Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, The king-sized bed is soft and deep. I sleep right in the center groove, My human beings can hardly move. I've trapped their legs, they're tucked in tight, And here is where I pass the night.
No one disturbs me or dares intrude, Til morning comes and "I want food!" I sneak up slowly to begin, And nibble on my human's chin. For morning's here, it's time to play, I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord, for giving me, This human person that I see. The one who hugs me and holds me tight, And shares their bed with me at night.
Amen!
You Either Love or Hate this Dog Picture

Picture of Dogs Exercising - Two Friends?

Will and Guy's Top Ten Funny Reasons Why It's Good to be a Dog

- If it itches, you can reach it; and no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
- No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
- Personal hygiene is a blast: no one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
- Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
- No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.
- Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
- You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
- No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
- It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
- Every rubbish bin looks like a cold buffet to you.
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