A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
Economic crisis jokes kindly sent in by Dave Sharpe.
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Funny Animal Disasters
Swine Flu Latest
I've just been diagnosed with gammon flu.
I originally had
swine flu but I've been cured!
Another Natural Disaster: Bird Flu?
One Lump - Or Two?
Dennis, a carpet fitter, had just
finished laying a carpet for Mrs Branch. He popped outside out for a smoke, only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes. He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room, under the carpet, what
appeared to be a small lump.
'No sense in taking up the entire carpet for one pack of cigs,' Dennis muttered to himself. So he took get out his hammer and flattened the hump with a couple of sharp blows.
Dennis began tidying up when Mrs Branch came into the room and handed him his cigarettes. 'I found them in the hallway.' she said, 'Now,' she continued, looking around the room imploringly, 'if only I could
find the canary.'
Funny Natural Disasters
Iceland Ash Disaster
Despite my magma-nimous efforts to reduce the air
industry's carbon footprint, I seem to have caused something of a
A man is shopping in a Tesco store in Iceland. When he
gets to the till and pays for his shopping the girl behind the till
says, 'Do you want any ash back?'
All this ash cloud talk is going over my head.
What did the Icelandic Volcano say to the earthquake?
'It's not my fault.
Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.
Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know sir,
it's a no-fly zone.
Hurricane Katrina at New Orleans
Funny, Amusing and True Folly Stories
Jack the Treacle Eater - Funny Folly House
story heard by Will and Guy is that of "Jack the Treacle Eater". The
legend tells us that Jack
was a local runner whose role was to carry messages for the Messiter family
of Barwick Park, to London and back; we were told that he trained on
treacle, to keep him going and hence his name.
Now, his commemorative tower can be found in Barwick Park, Somerset,
England. Does the picture to the right remind you of a man with
huge thighs? Or can you imagine those stones in the garden folly
to be the messages?
Funny Disasters On and Off The Road
There have been some terrible road accidents, but this beer disaster must be one of the most exasperating.
Wait a minute in this funny beer pic can I see some intact bottles of Grolsch beer in the second crate from the front? Does
anyone have a 10-20 on this Big-R?
Car Crash - Check Out That Sign
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