Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny Christmas
caricatures, and
clean joke
pictures.
- Disappointment if this is Your Neighborhood
- Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
- Well-bad Snowman Cartoon
- Funny Santa Cartoons
Contents
Bottom Line - No work for the Real Elves
Elf and Safety Course for Santa Claus
Father Christmases are being sent on health and safety courses in the UK
so they don't hurt themselves while balancing children on their knees.
Will and Guy have discovered that classes will include the correct
posture to adopt in their chairs as excited youngsters queue to reel off
their Christmas lists. Santa will also be taught how to lift heavy presents
without doing himself an injury.
Dozens of the one-day courses are being staged by the Chartered Institute
of Environmental Health. A spokeswoman stressed, 'Of course there's only one
Santa - but hundreds of stand-ins work in stores in the run-up to
Christmas.'
More Christmas Cartoons and Joke Pictures
More Silliness With Santa's Elves
Santa's elves are actually subordinate Clauses. When they are making toys, they sing "Love Me Tender." That's why we call them Santa's little Elvis. A group of elves have banded together and started a rebellion to protest the terrible working conditions. They call themselves the Santanistas. They just want higher elf esteem. They think that all the work they do getting ready for Christmas is just like a day at the office. They do all the work but the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Not only that, but anytime he wants to, Santa could give them the sack.Disappointment
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s Your Neighborhood
See more funny pictures of Santa's sleigh
Slow Burning Christmas Comic Strip
Guy had to read the four cartoons again before I got this
visual joke.
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
What a marvellous Christmas cartoon, I just cannot get this picture of
Rudolph having his nose buffed out of my mind.
See more funny cartoons of Rudolph
Well-bad Snowman Cartoon
Merry Christmas From Will and Guy
- See more funny cartoons of snowmen
One More Funny Christmas Cartoon Picture
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