Here is Will and Guy’s assortment of amusing Christmas nick-nacks.


Christmas Party Stuff

Christmas Harvey

How Many Days of Christmas?

6 Days of Christmas

Funny Christmas Singing Stuff

To the Tune of “Deck The Halls”

Deck the malls this Christmas season,
fa la la la la, la la la la
Blow your cash for no good reason,
fa la la la la, la la la la
your charge card to its limit
fa la la, la la la, la la la
Your check
book now has nothing in it.
fa la la la la, la la la la.

After the Christmas Party…

Santa Claus

What goes ho, ho, ho, bonk?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

Correctness – Even at Christmas

Christmas Political Correctness

Who’s the bane of Santa’s life?
The elf and safety officer.
Catherine Tate

Two Feet Of Snow!

Two Feet of Snow

Snow Prevents Getting to Work
Next Day

Here is idea for an email to send from home to the boss.

Dear Boss

So sorry, but I cannot make it into the office today.  When I opened my
front door I found 20 inches of snow on my door step.  Here attached, is a photograph to show you that what I say is true.


Dosser McSciver

P.S. This is where Dosser was actually

Funny Snow Women
Santa Claus

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claus.

See more
Snow Pictures here

Father Christmas Stuff and

Father Christmas Swine Flu

This Santa group demands swine flu vaccine priority.  A group
representing Father Christmases: the Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded
Santas, is calling for Santa Clauses in the USA to be placed on the priority
list for swine flu vaccine shots. Members of the Amalgamated Order of Real
Bearded Santas, including president Nicholas Trolli (bottom centre).

Swine flu has become such a concern for the U.S. Santa organisations that
the Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas (AORBS) even featured a seminar
on the illness at a recent conference in Philadelphia.

Santa’s – Bad Back

Santa Bad Back

It Always Feels Good to Post That Christmas Card

Santa letter pavement

more of Julian Beever’s work

Funny Stuff From Christmas Crackers

  • Why did the turkey cross the road?
    Are you kidding?  It’s
    Christmas – he should run a mile.  Stephen K Amos
  • Why did the atheist cross the road?
    So he could see both sides.
    Tom Wrigglesworth
  • A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre ……
    the barman gives her one.  Meera Syal
  • How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
    Three: the left ear, the
    right ear, and the final front ear.  Ben Miller
  • Who’s the bane of Santa’s life?
    The elf and safety officer.
    Catherine Tate
  • Never read a popup book about giraffes.  Sean Lock
  • Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I
    found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… Or, as you like to call it,
    Sean Hughes
  • Man: I’ll have the steak and kiddley pie, please.
    Waiter: I think
    you mean steak and kidney?
    Man: That’s what I said, diddle I?
    Alexander Armstrong
  • Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
    He sold his
    soul to Santa.  Steve Pemberton
  • How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
    Poker face.  Shazia
  • I’ve started dating this Jewish podiatrist.
    I’m in love with her
    footspa.  Phil Nichol
  • What do you call a man who’s been diagnosed with attention deficit
    These are good crackers, aren’t they?  Who bought
    these?  Chris Addison
  • How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?
    He has Santa
    claws!  Dave Hill
  • What do you give a railway station master for Christmas?
    Platform shoes.  Will

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