- 1 Funny Cat Dog Pictures
- 2 My What a Big Tongue You Have!
- 3 Funny Cat Dog Pictures
- 4 What Have We Here? Puppies or Kittens?
- 5 Cat Walks Through the Valley of Death
- 6 Differences in Cat and Dog Diaries
- 7 Dog's Daily Diary:
- 8 Cat's Diary:
- 9 More Funny Cat & Dog Pictures
- 10 Cats and Dogs At War
- 11 Cat and Dog at Peace?
- 12 Cat or Dog? Whose Side Are You On?
- 13 Funny Cat and Dog Video
- 14 Cat in the Dog House?
- 15 Cat Jokes
- 16 Finally, Dog and Cat - A Picture of Co-operation
- 17 A Cat in an Empty Apartment by Wislawa Szymborska
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Funny Cat Dog Pictures
- My What a Big Tongue You Have!
- Funny Kitten Pictures
- Funny Cat Dog Pictures
- Differences in Cat and Dog Diaries
- Cats and Dogs At War
What Have We Here? Puppies or Kittens?
Cat's Diary:Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.... for now.
More Funny Cat & Dog Pictures
Cat or Dog? Whose Side Are You On?If you're much like a cat, there's something to learn from the dogs: loyalty, courage, and an unconditionally loving and positive attitude, for example. If you're much like a dog, there's something to learn from the cats: independence, dignity, mutual respect and being yourself, for instance. If you aren't at all like a cat and not at all like a dog, then we think there may well be something you can learn from both.
Funny Cat and Dog VideoSee the cat and dog fight video.
Cat in the Dog House?Possession is 9/10 of the law. Is that a cat I see in the dog house? Surely it couldn't be a fox?
- What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
- Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What is a cat's way of keeping law and order? Claw Enforcement.
- See more funny cat jokes.
Finally, Dog and Cat - A Picture of Co-operationSee how this cat and dog foil a robbery.
A Cat in an Empty Apartment by Wislawa SzymborskaTo die - you can't do this to a cat. How is the cat supposed to live in an empty apartment. Climb up the walls. Rub against the furniture. Everything seems the same, but somehow it is different. Seems not moved, but somehow drawn apart. And the lamp is off in the evenings. Footsteps are heard on the staircase, but it's not them. The hand placing fish on the saucer- not the one it was. Something doesn't begin at its usual time. Some things don't happen as they should. Someone was here for long, then suddenly vanished and keeps not being. Each wardrobe's been looked into. The shelves have been run through. The carpet's been wedged and checked under. Even the ban's been broken and the documents scattered. What is there left to be done. Sleeping and waiting. Let him just come back, let him just show up. He'll surely learn not to treat a cat this way. He'll be approached as if casually really slowly with paws very resentful. And no squeaking jumping at first. Footnote: Please write to Will and Guy if you have funny cat dog pictures.
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