What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
- Angry Bull Causes Traffic Chaos in Scotland
- The Trapped Bull
- Bull Runs Amok and Devastates Home
- An Amusing Bull Story
- Funny Cow Pictures
- Farming Jokes
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∇Angry Bull Causes Traffic Chaos in Scotland
An irate bull caused traffic chaos in Scotland recently after escaping from a field with a bucket stuck on its head. Will and Guy were told that the large bull caused chaos after wandering blindly onto a busy road in South Ayrshire, Scotland, just after lunchtime recently having escaped from a nearby field. Frustrated motorists were left stranded in lengthy tailbacks on the A77 Ballantrae to Girvan Road as the rampaging bull blocked all moving traffic. Police were quickly called to the scene, as the visibly distressed animal struggled to free its head from the round metal dish. There were delays for more than 45 minutes along the road as police services dealt with the incident, according to local media reports.
The Trapped Bull
Here is the situation, Jenny the farmer's wife looks out of her window. What does she see but a bull in a field with his head caught between the bars of a feeder. Jenny calls the fire brigade. Their siren only makes the bull more agitated. When they appraise the situation they realise they are not equipped to deal with cattle, so they phone for the RSPCA inspector to help free the animal.


Bull Runs Amok and Devastates Home
You have probably heard the expression, 'Like a Bull in a China Shop' but how about a like a bull in a family home? We have learned that a red-brown Limousin bull which escaped from a farmer near Aachen, Germany, later careered through a house. 'It came in the back and went out the front,' reported a surprised Police spokesperson. Having done a grand tour of the house inspecting the hall, kitchen and living room the bull left by the front door Will and Guy have been informed. On its destructive way it managed to create nearly £8,000 [$16,000 USD] worth of damage. No people were hurt while the bull ran riot we are pleased to say. However, the bull was later put down.The Pamplona Bull Run
The Pamplona bull run takes place from the 7th to 14th July.
The human runners are clad in white with a red neckerchief. The run starts
at 7.30am. For the bull run, the streets are walled off so that the bulls can't escape
into the town.An Amusing Bull Story
Farmer John got into his Toyota 4 by 4 and drove to the neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Steve, aged about 9, opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' John demanded. 'No, sir, he ain't,' Steve replied. 'He went into town.' 'Well, then,' inquired John, 'is yer Mom here?' 'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.' 'How about your brother? Is he here?' 'He went with Mom and Dad,' explained Steve patiently. Farmer John stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself.
