Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny bridge pictures and amusing
articles about crossings.
- Bus on Crumbling Bridge
- Where Did the Bridge Go
- Funny Bus on the Bridge
- Disappearing Bridges
- Police Hunt for Thieves Who Stole a 200-tonne Bridge
Bridge to Nowhere
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
Will and Guy ponder as to what happened here. Was there an earthquake?
Or was it just a planning mistake?
Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven
is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church, which is just across the
One day they join forces and are seen pounding a sign into the ground,
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
"Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should
yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"
Amusing article kindly sent in by Doug
Buses on Funny Bridges
Here are more amusing pictures of buses on river crossings.
Crumbling bridge, or crumbling bus?
Malley was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a
sign saying 10 foot max. headroom. He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not.
'A shure I'll give it a go,' he thought only to find that his lorry got stuck underneath it.
sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette. A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door which Darragh immediately opened.
'What do you think you are doing?'
demanded the policeman in a sharp tone.
'Sure I'm having me tea break,' replied Darragh.
'And what do you work at?'
enquired the policeman.
'Agh shure, I deliver bridges,' smiled Darragh.
More Funny Bridges
The bridge picture [above] showing a bus and a bridge missing got us thinking
and research has indicated that bridges are stolen far more often than one might
Metal bridges can be sold for their scrap value; but Will and Guy find it
amusing that these bridges disappear without anyone noticing, it is not as if
they are small, some are enormous as our photos show:
Police in the western Czech Republic border town of Cheb have launched an
investigation into the theft of a four-tonne railway bridge. 'We are not sure if
it was taken for personal use or for its scrap value,' police spokeswoman
Martina Hruskova reported. 'It is the first time we have dealt with this type of
Russian police are hunting scrap metal thieves who stole a 200-tonne metal
bridge in a night-time raid. The bridge in Khabarovsk in eastern Russia vanished
overnight and was part of the only road leading to a local heating plant. Now
staff at the plant have to find alternative routes to work.
Staff at a heating plant were astonished when they discovered the bridge to
work had been stolen. Apparently the cost of replacing the bridge will be ten
times the value of the scrap metal. The bridge was made of four steel pipes half
a metre in diameter and covered with steel plates. The thieves worked at night
when there was no one around, which allowed them to dismantle and remove the
heavy construction without anyone noticing, a spokesman for the heating plant
added. That is that no one noticed until it was time to go to work in the
morning and staff couldn't reach the plant.
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