Thank goodness there is no censorship otherwise we would never have a constant
source of football bloopers. Possible David Coleman and his Colemanballs are the most famous, nevertheless, we have trapped some great football bloopers.
- One Dozen of the
Best Football Bloopers
- Another Dozen Funny
- Amusing Quotes from
Yet More Amusing Bloopers from Footballers and Their Managers
Dozen of the Best Football Bloopers
And now we have the formalities over, we'll have the National
'We signed to play until the day we died. And we did'
Jimmy Greaves, bemoaning players frequently change clubs.
The last player to score a hat-trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson.
He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final.
now 4-3 to Oldham, the goals
are going in like dominoes.
I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in.
It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked.
We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season
But as you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Well actually we
got the winner up there with three minutes to go, but then they equalised.
Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't
one of them.
It was a fair decision, the penalty, even though it was debatable whether
it was inside or outside the box.
Believe it or not, goals can change a game.
Another Dozen Funny Football Bloopers
Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net.
hoping that this run of injuries will stop earlier than it started.
Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
It will be a shame if either
side lose, and that applies to both sides.
Peter Shilton conceded five, you don't
of those to the dozen.
Everything in our favour was against us
I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania.
Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
John Lyall, very much a claret and blue man, from his stocking feet to his hair.
Who ever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins.
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
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Amusing Quotes from Football
Ivor a Welshman, who successfully managed Bradford City and Carlisle allegedly uttered these words after a good season on the field, 'Without doubt, one of
the secrets of our successful season was the harmonium in the dressing room.'
After a celebratory dinner he was heard to say, 'We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.'
Ron, of Aston Villa and Birmingham fame, when asked about unrest in the dressing room and behind the scenes supposedly replied, 'Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these
When asked to explain how a 2-0 lead became a 3-2 defeat Saunders uttered the immortal words, 'As I see it, if you're going to commit suicide, you don't do it yourself.'
spoke to John Sadler in 1962 to say how pleased he was with Scunthorpe's side. He commented, 'I think I have the best side I've ever had now. We've a nice blend of old 'uns and youngsters. I think I've got the
mucus of a good team.'
[all these quotes come from John Sadler, the respected sports journalist's article in the Guardian newspaper 14.08.2007]
Will and Guy's Marvellously Funny Football Howlers
- For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow
strip. John Motson, BBC Commentator
- It's now 1-1,
an exact reversal of the score line on Saturday. BBC Radio 5 Live
- Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.
- Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a
badly cut forehead. Tom Perrie, Commentator
- It's headed away by
John Clark, using his head. Derek Rae, Commentator
- Celtic manager
Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve. John Greig, Football
- Forest have now lost six matches without winning. David
Coleman, BBC Sports Journalist.
- That was only a yard away from being
an inch-perfect pass. Murdo Macleod.
- Xavier, who looks just like
Zeus, not that I have any idea what Zeus looks like...? Alan Green, BBC
- I'd be surprised if all 22 players are on the
field at the end of the game - one's already been sent off. Jimmy Greaves
- Hearts are now playing with a
five-man back four. Alan McInally
- Andy Ritchie has now scored 11
goals, exactly double the number he scored last season. Alan Parry, Football
- Scotland don't have to score tonight, but they do have
to win. Billy McNeill, Football Pundit
- He's got a knock on his shin there, just above the knee. Frank Stapleton,
- If that had gone in it would have been a goal. David
- I don't read the papers, I don't gamble, I don't even know
what day it is! Steve Mclaren
- If you are in the six-yard box,
standing in an offside position, then you are offside. Steve Bruce
More Amusing Bloopers from Footballers and Their Managers
Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away.
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in
Wayne Clarke, one of the famous Clarke family, and he's
one of them, of course.
a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose.
Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's
1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course it's
I do want to
play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Interviewer: In your new book, Pat, You've devoted a whole chapter to
Pat Jennings: Yes that's
right, well what can you say about Jimmy?
I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win.
Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't
look much taller than that.
Hodge scored for Forest after
only 22 seconds, totally against the run of play.
We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day.
Well we got nine and you can't
score more than
tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now let's
have another look at Italy's
Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Even when you're dead you shouldn't
lie down and let yourself be buried.
And Ritchie has now scored
11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season.
know if that result's
enough to lift Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above
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