Food Jokes

Test Your Age Using Chocolate Maths This test math test won’ttake long.N.B. Designed for 2012, but see footnote for other years.   Start the Chocolate Test 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate.  More than once but less than 10 times. 2. Multiply this …

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Story about 88 Stone PumpkinGiant MushroomGuy the BotanistCar Mashed By PotatoesMushy peas shut A1 road   Strange But True Story about 88 Stone Pumpkin Fact is always stranger than fiction.  Here is martin with his record breaking pumpkin. Bavarian Martin Reiss planted the pumpkin at the end of April and harvested it in September when …

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As Will and Guy often muse; ‘Humour is a fickle animal’.  Well here is an example of humour that catches you unexpectedly.  The Cormorant Recipe comes from a bygone era: Countryman’s Cooking, by W.M.W Fowler circa 1965.   Cormorant Recipe Having shot your cormorant, hold it well away from you as you carry it home; …

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Eau de StiltonThe face of Eau de Stilton Fragrance of Play-DohStrange, Funny,Odd, Yet Popular Perfumes   Eau de Stilton Stilton has launched a blue cheese perfume.  Will it catch on?  The makers of the famously smelly Stilton blue cheese have produced their own perfume. The face of Eau de Stilton – Cat Deeley Apparently they …

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We all have strange obsessions, but this habit is gut churning. Chinese Girl Eats DirtMore Funny EatingHabits from ChinaPeople DoHave the Funniest Eating Habits   Eat Dirt – Strange But True Chinese Girl Eats Dirt The 18-year-old from InnerMongolia was taken to Beijing by her parents, who wanted to know why she finds dirt appetising. …

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Will and Guy have no tattoos at all; this is a matter of choice. In the UK tattoos are quite popular with some people. However, few people have their heads tattooed. Also not many tattoos can be said to be really funny. We have chosen a few which we would like to share with you. …

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Food for ThoughtChocolate Car!Twenty Funny Food FactsSome Bizarre Eating RecordsFunny Food Facts   Can’t eat beef……..mad cow. Can’teat chicken…… bird flu! Can’teat eggs…… again, bird flu? Can’teat pork…..fears that bird flu will infect piggies.See our strange egg tattoo. Can’teat fish……. mercury in thewaters has poisoned the meat Can’teat fruits and veggies……. insecticides and herbicides Hmmmm! …

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Here is our cookery section.  Preparing food is a rich source of funny outcomes,because there are many possibilities for humorous slips between cup and lip. How to Cook – or NotHouse-Husband Cooking?Jonathan Arthur’s Kitchen NightmareMother Knows Best – EventuallyMicrowave – AsRecommended by ‘Dr Who’The Doubly Strange Saga of the Chanterelle Lemon Soufflé   Chef’s Special …

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