Food Jokes

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Biscuit City 72,000 Chocolate Digestives, Rich Tea, Hobnobs – PowerPoint Presentation

Created by Chinese artist Song Dong in Selfridges, London in 2006. 72,000 biscuits were used, in total, to construct the ‘Biscuit city’ including Chocolate Digestives, Rich Tea, Hobnobs and Fruit Shortcakes. Aerial View of Biscuit City Biscuit City – London Bridge Biscuit City – Paddington Station Could that be Canary Wharf in the background? Biscuit …

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Funny Chocolate test – Maths

Test Your Age Using Chocolate Maths This test math test won’t take long. N.B. Designed for 2012, but see footnote for other years.  Sponsored Links ∇ Start the Chocolate Test 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate.  More than once but less than 10 …

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Funny story. Cormorant Recipe

As Will and Guy often muse; ‘Humour is a fickle animal’.  Well here is an example of humour that catches you unexpectedly.  The Cormorant Recipe comes from a bygone era: Countryman’s Cooking, by W.M.W Fowler circa 1965.  Sponsored Links ∇ Cormorant Recipe Having shot your cormorant, hold it well away from you as you carry …

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Surprising Pictures

Eau de Stilton The face of Eau de Stilton Fragrance of Play-Doh Strange, Funny, Odd, Yet Popular Perfumes  Sponsored Links ∇ Eau de Stilton Stilton has launched a blue cheese perfume.  Will it catch on?  The makers of the famously smelly Stilton blue cheese have produced their own perfume. The face of Eau de Stilton …

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Funny Eating Habits

We all have strange obsessions, but this habit is gut churning. Chinese Girl Eats Dirt More Funny Eating Habits from China People Do Have the Funniest Eating Habits  Sponsored Links ∇ Eat Dirt – Strange But True Chinese Girl Eats Dirt The 18-year-old from Inner Mongolia was taken to Beijing by her parents, who wanted …

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Funny Pictures of Egg Tattoo

Will and Guy have no tattoos at all; this is a matter of choice. In the UK tattoos are quite popular with some people. However, few people have their heads tattooed. Also not many tattoos can be said to be really funny. We have chosen a few which we would like to share with you. …

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Funny Food For Thought

Food for Thought Chocolate Car! Twenty Funny Food Facts Some Bizarre Eating Records Funny Food Facts  Sponsored Links ∇ Can’t eat beef……..mad cow. Can’t eat chicken…… bird flu! Can’t eat eggs…… again, bird flu? Can’t eat pork…..fears that bird flu will infect piggies. See our strange egg tattoo. Can’t eat fish……. mercury in the waters …

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Funny Cooking Jokes

Here is our cookery section.  Preparing food is a rich source of funny outcomes, because there are many possibilities for humorous slips between cup and lip. How to Cook – or Not House-Husband Cooking? Jonathan Arthur’s Kitchen Nightmare Mother Knows Best – Eventually Microwave – As Recommended by ‘Dr Who’ The Doubly Strange Saga of …

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Cheese Jokes | Funny Stories

Here is Will and Guy’s collection of funny cheese jokes, as opposed to cheesy jokes. “The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” Goat Cheese Catches Fire in Norway Eau de Stilton Goat’s Cheese Production The Cats, The Monkey and The Cheese John was feeling pretty hungry. As he …

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