Dumb Contestant Jokes




Anne Robinson - Weakest Link

Anne Robinson: Which Indian leader, whose last name began with 'G'
took the title Mahatma?
Contestant: Geronimo  (Correct Answer)

Anne Robinson:
Which of the Marx Brothers remained silent throughout the movies?
Contestant: Karl  (Correct Answer)

Anne Robinson: Who was the only prisoner of Spandau Prison between 1966 and 1987?
Contestant: The Birdman of Alcatraz.  (Correct Answer)

Family Fortunes with Les Dennis

  • Name a bird with a long Neck?  Naomi Campbell
  • Name a type of fork not used for eating.  Guy Fawkes.
  • Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
  • Where is the Taj Mahal?  Opposite the Dental Hospital
  • What is Hitler's
    first name?  Heil
  • Some famous brothers?  Bonnie and Clyde.
  • A famous
    Royal?  Mail
  • A sign of the Zodiac?  April
  • Something you do before you go to bed?  Sleep
  • Something you put on walls?  A roof
  • Something slippery?  A conman
  • A kind of ache?  A fillet of fish

Chris Searle, BBC Bristol - More Dumb Contestant Jokes

Chris Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Contestant: Japan

Searle: In case you did not hear me say European, I can let you try again.
Contestant: Mexico?  (Correct Answer)

Game Show Gaffes

    Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's
    first name?
    Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?
    Anne Robinson: In traffic, what '
    is where two roads meet?
    Contestant: Jool carriageway.
  • Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
    Contestant: Bombay.
  • Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
    Contestant: Crocodiles.
  • Anne Robinson: In olden times,! what were minstrels, travelling entertainers or chocolate salesmen?
    Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.
    Eamonn Holmes: What's
    the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
    Contestant: William Shakespeare.
    Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
    Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

Funny, Hilarious and
Dumb Questions asked
on the TV and Radio

  1. Jon Snow: In a sense, Deng Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't
    Expert: Er, yes. [UK. Channel 4 News]
  2. Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussy - four very different
    names. - Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3
  3. Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about
    it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and
    getting cystitis, I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily. - Louise
    Wener in Q Magazine
  4. Listener: My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg
    fell off at the altar on my wedding day.
    Simon Fanshawe: How awful!
    Do you still have an artificial leg? - UK. Talk Radio
  5. Interviewer: So did you see which train crashed into which train
    15-year-old: No, they both ran into each other at the same
    time. - BBC Radio 4 News
  6. Presenter [to palaeontologist]: So what would happen if you mated
    the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?
    Expert: Well in the same
    way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of
    half-mammoth.Presenter: So it'd be like some sort of hairy
    Expert: Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks.

Posh and Becks - The Replay

Posh Spice and David Beckham are sitting in front of the Television watching the six O'
clock news. The headline feature is a man who is threatening to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge onto the busy A4

Posh turns to Beckham and says '
Dave, I bet you £5000 that he jumps.'

He replies '
£5000! Done.'

The pair shake on it and continue watching the commotion on the TV, sure enough, the man jumps
and hits the road below with a loud thud.

Beckham takes £5000 out of his pocket and gives it to Posh.

'I can't
take that from you Dave' she says. I was cheating. I saw the Five O'
clock News earlier so I
Knew what was going to happen. I can't
accept that money.'

Beckham replies, 'No Babe'.

The money is yours fair and square. I was cheating too. I just didn't
think he would do it again.'

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