- Cranky People In England
- Four Casualties Instead of One
- Cranky Entrepreneurs
- Quotes About Cranky People
- The Cranky Person Who Lives in an Airport
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∇Cranky People In England 
Busker* Charlie Cavey singer plays his guitar whilst squeezed
inside a tiny metal litter bin. The 30-year-old singer plays his guitar
whilst squeezed inside the tiny metal litter bin in Cambridge, city
centre, England - An archetypal Eccentric Englishman. Cambridge is a city used to street performers; buskers often play
songs but have to add funny and entertaining elements to grab people's
attention and earn more money from passersby. At 5ft 9 inches tall he finds his job cramped and smelly but his
singing style is proving a huge hit with passers-by. Every 5 songs or so
Charlie has to get out of the bin to stretch himself. It strikes Will and Guy that another problem could be that people
passing by may well deposit their litter in his bin. Not at all
pleasant. *A busker is a person who entertains by dancing, singing, or reciting
on the street or in a public place. [It is a word of British origin]
Buskers may also do: acrobatics, animal tricks, balloon twisting, card
tricks, clowning, comedy, contortions and escapes, dance, fire eating,
fortune-telling, juggling, magic, mime and a mime variation where the
artist performs as a living statue, musical performance, puppeteering,
snake charming, storytelling or recite poetry; street art [sketching and
painting], street theatre, sword swallowing, or even present a flea
circus. Will particularly remembers fondly the street performers when he
visited New Orleans some years ago. See more eccentric English people Amazing how one cranky bin story reminds me of another:Bin Craze Catches On
Fire-fighters were called out to rescue a man whose head was stuck in a
public litter bin in Aberdeen, Scotland. Now why would anyone want to put
their head in a garbage bin? Will and Guy have been able to ascertain as to why the man got into the
predicament, which happened on the city's Justice Street. He was cut free by
fire-fighters after the alarm was raised on Sunday. Willie Middleton told us, 'I was looking for my hat. I was stuck for
about 20 minutes.' Another bystander told us, 'Me and my pals tried to pull
him out but his ears were stuck.' Mr Middleton, 53,later explained, 'I couldn't get my head out. It was
shocking. It was stinking. I'm now known as bucket *heid.' Emergency services were alerted to the man stuck with his head in the
opening of the 4ft-high bin early on Sunday evening. A spokesman for
Grampian Fire and Rescue Service told us that the man was uninjured. We really find this a funny story. *heid = Scottish for headPeople with Their Zany Inventions 
Easyglider
A figure skater, Stephan Soder, has designed a new way to commute:12mph electric tricycle. Stephan Soder came up with the zany idea as a way to pull himself along while wearing rollerblades. He built the first one in his garage with a small petrol motor. The commercial version is called the Easyglider X6 which riders can use with a skateboard or roller-blades or stand on a two-wheeled rear platform. It features an electric-powered front wheel, a handbrake, a headlight, and three power levels. Optional extras include a music system, complete with a pair of mini speakers. To use the Easyglider, you simply turn it on, stand on the platform and twist the throttle. The price may prove too much for some. It sells at £699,[$1400USD] with a children's version available for £399.[$816USD]The Human Scarecrow
A Funny Tale of Eccentricity
The
World's Smallest Road-going Car
It looks like a circus trick, but this tiny set of wheels could be the
world's smallest roadworthy car. The mini motor, only 39 inches high and 26
inches wide, started life as a Postman Pat children's ride. Car fanatic
Perry Watkins has transformed it into the most compact, if not most
comfortable, car in the country. Perry, 47, reinforced the fibreglass shell
with a steel frame and mounted it on a mini quad bike.Here bottom right is a side on view of the same zany little car.

"Mad"
But
Funny Scottish Nurse Breaks World Record 
A nurse set himself on fire and ran 100 yards engulfed in a ball of
flames. Keith Malcolm, from Aberdeen, Scotland, was doused in petrol before
sprinting 259 feet ablaze to beat the previous fire-run record of 227ft. To
claim the record the amateur stuntman wore eight layers of protective
clothing, including four layers of fireproof undergarments, a Formula One
fireproof jacket and three overalls. He also wore three fire hoods and a
helmet and coated himself in special protective "stunt gel" so he would not
be harmed by the flames, which are believed to have reached 1,000C. Here we can show you a photograph of eccentric Mr Malcolm, who now lives in Widley,
near Portsmouth, Hants, England, who set the new record at the Alton and
North East Hampshire Agricultural Show. He had a team of experts from
Hampshire Fire and Rescue on hand for the event which was aimed at raising
money for Cancer Research. Afterwards Mr Malcolm told Will and Guy, 'It was
absolutely awesome. I managed it in 17 seconds and was running flat-out. I
really did not want to hang around. There wasn't much left of the jacket at
the end. To be honest, the heat I felt was what you would expect if you were
wearing all those clothes and a helmet in hot weather and trying to run. Once again, we are astounded at the eccentricity and quirkiness of our
fellow man and strongly advise readers not to try this at home. How? In Britain in 1993, three people needed hospital treatment as a result of
accidents with their tea-cosies.
Cranky Entrepreneurs
Fresh air has now been bottled by Britain's National Trust so that it can
be given to stressed city workers, Will and Guy have discovered. 
Quotes About Cranky People
- Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. - Bertrand Russell
- If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. - Bobby Heenan
- Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. - Anton Chekhov
- A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost
- The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door. - Julian Clary
Learner Hypnotist Puts Himself into a Trance
A newly trained hypnotist accidentally put himself into a trance for five hours while practising in front of a mirror. 'You just couldn't make it up,' say Will and Guy.