Computer Humour – I don’t do Windows

 

I don't do windows because
...




I love
birds and

don't want one to run
into a clean window and get hurt.


I don't wax floors because
...




I am
terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they
may sue me.)






I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...



They are
very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything
I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because .


I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because . I love all the
seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds


in the garden because .. I don't want to get  in God's way,  HE
is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because .


My husband


will never be able to find them again.


I don't do gourmet meals

when I entertain because . I don't want my guests to stress out over what to
make when they invite me over for dinner. 




I don't iron because ... 
I
choose to believe them




when they say "Permanent Press".

 



I don't stress much on anything because ...




"A Type"
personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up
crusty ol' woman!!!
!




REMEMBER . . . .

See more short computer jokes, clean videos and funny pictures


Short computer jokes

Windows 8 jokes 

Funny computing career

Computer gender

Funny computer jokes   •
Windows 7 jokes

Funny computer virus   •
Windows   •
Computer coffee

Computer Home  •
Computer husband

Home