I don't do windows because
don't want one to run
into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because
terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they
may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything
I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because . I love all the
seasons and don't want the others to get jealous
I don't pull weeds
in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE
is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because .
will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because . I don't want my guests to stress out over what to
make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because ... I
choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ...
personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up
crusty ol' woman!!!!
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