Computer Humour – I don’t do Windows

 

I don't do windows because
...



I love
birds and
don't want one to run
into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because
...



I am
terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they
may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...



They are
very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything
I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because .


I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because . I love all the
seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds


in the garden because .. I don't want to get  in God's way,  HE
is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because .


My husband

will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because . I don't want my guests to stress out over what to
make when they invite me over for dinner. 

I don't iron because ... I
choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".

 

I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type"
personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up
crusty ol' woman!!!!

REMEMBER . . . .