Why did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?
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Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road ......
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C Chicken: It crosses the road
without looking both ways. -
C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't
have to cross the road, you'
d simply refer to him on the other side. -
COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING -
Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't
dip it in
liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side frazzled. -
Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
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Gopher Chicken: Tried to run but got flattened by the Web chicken.
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Intel Pentium Chicken: The chicken crossed 4.9999978 times.
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Iomega Chicken: The chicken should have '
backed up'
before
crossing. -
Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)
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Linux Chicken: Don't
you *dare* try to cross
the road the same way we do! -
Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's
no way to tell it how to cross the road. -
Newton Chicken: Can't
cluck, can't
fly, and can't
lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket. -
OOP Chicken: It doesn't
need to cross the road, it just sends a message. -
OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it
was so quiet that nobody noticed. -
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe
it on the side of your choice. -
VB Chicken: USHighways!<TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)
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Microsoft's
Chicken: It's
already on both
sides of the road. What's
more its just bought the road. -
Windows 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but when you cook it still tastes like........
chicken. -
XP Chicken Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
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The Longhorn Chicken had an identity crisis and is now calling itself Vista.
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The Vista Chicken dazzled itself with its own graphics.
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The Vesta Chicken was eaten by my old friend 'Mad Mick'
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, 'I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will
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