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- Can You Tell if a Snowman is Lying?
- Raymond Briggs' Famous Snowman Short Film
- How to Make a Snowman
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
- What do you call a snowman in the tropics? Lost.
- What happened when the shy snowgirl ditched her snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder.
- What do cool snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps.
- What do snowmen eat for lunch? Ice-bergers.
- Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs.
- How do snowmen travel to the snow-field? By icicle.
More Snowman Funnies
- What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?A snowmobile!
- What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- Where do Snow-women like to dance? At Snowballs. See more bon-bons.
The World's Smallest SnowmanDavid Cox created the world's smallest snowman at the National Physical Laboratory in West London. Even at his fattest this tiny snowman is less than the width of a human hair. David created the structure from two tin beads, which he usually employs to calibrate his electron microscope lenses. He used platinum to weld the tiny blobs to form the snowman. He then focused an ion beam to carve the eyes and smile. Lastly he used another blob of platinum for the nose.
Snowman Ditty Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul, With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal.
Another Tranche of Snowmen Jokes
- Which cereal do healthy snowmen have for breakfast? Frosties!
- What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers? Chilly sauce!
- What sort of cakes do snowmen like? The ones with thick icing!
- What did the snowman's hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.
- What sort of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball.
Snowman Takes to the Woods
A Few More Funny Snowmen Jokes
- What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
- Why did the snow-drop ? Because it heard the cro-cus.
- How do you explain ice to a child? Skid stuff!
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