- Christmas Day 2007 was on a Tuesday
- Christmas Day 2008 was on a Thursday
- Christmas Day 2009 will be on a Friday
- Christmas Day 2010 will be on a Saturday
- Christmas Day 2011 will be on a Sunday
- Christmas Day 2012 will be on a Tuesday (Due to the leap year)
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∇Which Day of the Week is Best for Christmas Day?
- Monday - Has a certain logic, start the week with Christmas!
- Tuesday - Start the week with Christmas Eve.
- Wednesday - OK.
- Thursday - Middling time of the week, Boxing Day on a Friday is good.
- Friday - End of the week, Boxing Day falls on a Saturday.
- Saturday - Not my favourite day, does not seem quite right.
- Sunday - A natural, religious feel to Christmas on a Sunday.
Christmas 2009 Stamps
2009 UK Christmas Stamps
Overheard in a Post Office in Portchester,
UK Customer: I'd like a dozen Christmas stamps.
Employee: Would that be six or twelve, Madam?
2009 USA Christmas Stamps

Service?
It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of winter after a heavy fall of snow and only Farmer Evans and the Reverend Joseph Lancaster managed to arrive at the church for the morning service. 'Well,' said the Vicar laconically, 'I guess there's no point in having a service today.' 'Well that's not how I see it.' said Farmer Evans smartly. 'If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it.'Camilla's Christmas Clanger
The Duchess of Cornwall's bid to turn on the Christmas lights at
Britain's oldest shopping arcade failed when a tassel came off in her
hand. The Duchess, 62, was invited to illuminate London's exclusive
Burlington Arcade, which opened in 1819. After a countdown from shoppers,
she went to turn on the lights by pulling a rope with a large gold tassel,
and the tassel came off in her hand report Will and Guy. The blunder was met with howls of laughter from the crowd of guests,
while the Duchess looked around sheepishly with a broad grin on her face.
The row of 19 geometric light sculptures which lined the arcade's roof
eventually lit up after a short delay to cheers from the crowd. Other Camilla Clangers The embarrassment follows several other incidents in which the Duchess
has been left red-faced at opening ceremonies: a) In 2007, the Duchess failed to smash the bottle of champagne at the
naming of the Queen Victoria cruise liner.
b) Early in 2009 she was
also reduced to laughter when she broke a plaque at an unveiling ceremony
for a homeless charity in Plymouth.Christmas Riddles
- What do you get if Santa comes down your chimney when the fire is a alight? Crisp Kringle
- Why does rain drop, but snow fall? (Nobody can answer this conundrum)
- What do you call people who are frightened of Santa? Will's Answer: Claustraphopic. (Guy's answer: Non-existent)
- Sterling silver charms to bring good fortune. Notice on the back: Potential choking hazard: do not use with food.
Will and Guy's Humour for Christmas 2009
Christmas Humour - Clean jokes, funny pictures, amusing stories.
- Xmas Pictures
- Christmas Snow
- Christmas Trees!
- Santa Claus Pictures
- Rudolph's Red Nose
- Funny Christmas Jokes
- Jokes for Xmas
- Snowball Video
- Kids Christmas Jokes
- Short Stories for Christmas
- The True Religious Story of Christmas
- Angels for Christmas
- Carols at Christmas
How to Say "Merry Christmas" in 75 Other Languages
Language | Merry Christmas |
Afrikaans | Gesëende Kersfees |
Albanian | Gezur Krislinjden |
Arabic | Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah |
Argentine | Feliz Navidad |
Armenian | Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand |
Basque | Zorionak eta Urte Berri On! |
Bengali | Shuvo Naba Barsha |
Bohemian | Vesele Vanoce |
Brazilian | Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo |
Breton | Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat |
Bulgarian | Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo |
Catalan | Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou! |
Chile | Feliz Navidad |
Chinese | (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun |
Chinese | (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan |
Cornish | Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth |
Corsian | Pace e salute |
Croatian | Sretan Bozic |
Czech | Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok |
Danish | Glædelig Jul |
Dutch | Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! |
English | Merry Christmas |
Eskimo | (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo! |
Esperanto | Gajan Kristnaskon |
Estonian | Ruumsaid juulup|hi |
Finnish | Hyvaa joulua |
Flemish | Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar |
French | Joyeux Noel |
Frisian | Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier! |
Gaelic | Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr! |
German | Froehliche Weihnachten |
Greek | Kala Christouyenna! |
Hawaiian | Mele Kalikimaka |
Hebrew | Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova |
Hindi | Shub Naya Baras |
Hawaiian | Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou! |
Hungarian | Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket |
Icelandic | Gledileg Jol |
Indonesian | Selamat Hari Natal |
Iraqi | Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah |
Irish | Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnat |
Italian | Buone Feste Natalizie |
Japanese | Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto |
Korean | Sung Tan Chuk Ha |
Latin | Natale hilare et Annum Faustum! |
Latvian | Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu! |
Lithuanian | Linksmu Kaledu |
Maltese | LL Milied Lt-tajjeb |
Manx | Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa |
Maori | Meri Kirihimete |
Norwegian | God Jul, or Gledelig Jul |
Papua New Guinea | Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu |
Peru | Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso |
Philippines | Maligayan Pasko! |
Polish | Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie |
Portuguese | Feliz Natal |
Romanian | Sarbatori fericite & La multi ani |
Russian | S RazhdеstvOm! (New Year S Novim Godom!) |
Samoan | La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou |
Serbian | Hristos se rodi |
Slovakian | Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce |
Samoan | La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou |
Scots Gaelic | Nollaig chridheil huibh |
Serbian | Hristos se rodi. |
Slovak | Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok |
Spanish | Feliz Navidad |
Swedish | God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt Ã...r |
Thai | Sawadee Pee Mai |
Tongan | Mele Kalisimasi |
Turkish | Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun |
Ukrainian | Христос Родився (Hrustos Roduvsya) |
Urdu | Naya Saal Mubarak Ho |
Vietnamese | Chung Mung Giang Sinh |
Welsh | Nadolig Llawen |
Yugoslavian | Cestitamo Bozic |
Will and Guy | Funny Merry Christmas |