Catherinettes - Husbands, Hats and 25
Catherinettes Humour
Mathematics of Marriage
- Smart man + smart woman = romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
- Dumb man + smart woman = affair
- Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
- Smart boss + smart employee = profit
- Smart boss + dumb employee = production
- Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
- Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
St Catherine Day Jokes
A Question Of Marriage Guidance
Vicky, a young single lady visits the local dating agency and explains, 'I'm looking for a husband. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?' The dating receptionist needs to find out some details so she asks, 'What are your requirements, please?' 'Well, let me see.' Vicky says, 'He needs to be fine looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hours, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.'
Catherinette One-liners
- Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. Mae West.
- 'It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.' Tallulah Bankhead
- A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
- Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and the woman gets her master's.
Why Women Are Beautiful
'God,' inquired Adam, 'Why did you make Eve so beautiful?' 'So you would love her.' 'But why did you make her so dumb?' 'So she would love you.'Words To Describe Catherinettes
The alleged most commonly used words of endearment: Honey (48%), Baby (44%), Sweetheart (41%), Dear (39%), Lover (32%), Darling (31%), Sugar (24%), Angel (20%), Pumpkin (13%), Beautiful (6%).St Catherine Statue and Prayers
One custom is that on 25th of November girls should visit a statue of St Catherine, where they make a little prayer for a husband. Saint Catherine be good
We have no hope but you You are our protector
Have pity on us
We implore you on our knees
Help us to get married
For pity's sake, give us a husband
For we're burning with love
Deign to hear the prayer
Which comes from our overburdened hearts
Oh you who are our mother
Give us a husband
In England we have a shorter folk saying: St Catherine, St Catherine, O lend me thine aid,
And grant that I never may die an old maid.