Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first ‘truth’, will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you’re an idiot.

5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

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