Barber Jokes

We humans have a deep-seated need for tribal belonging; what better means of establishing the identity of a new tribal grouping than with an outlandish hairstyle.

1. Spiky Hairstyle
2. Beehive Hairstyle
3. Tufty Hairstyle
4. Handy Hairstyle for Boys
5. Clever Short Back and Sides
6. Amusing Flower Power
7. Blue-rinse Meets Mohican
8. Football Hair Style
9. Witty Lion Cut
10. A Bridge Too Far?

Spiky Hairstyle

Beehive Hairstyle

Guy's auntie's had beehive hairstyles back in the 1960s but never like this. There are lots of barbershops in America's Finest City, but you have to read reviews of San Diego barbershops to find the best one.

Tufty Hairstyle

Handy Hairstyle for Boys

Funny Barber Jokes

Paul enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. 'I have just the thing,' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.' Paul places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. 'And what if I swallow it?' 'No problem,' says the barber. 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.'

Clever Short Back and Sides

Hair - Flower Power

Retro hippie flower power.

Blue-rinse Meets Mohican

Football Hair Style

Lion Cut

A Bridge Too Far?

Mad Hatter - Amusing Hairstyles

A Bad-hair Day?

Alan walks in to the barbershop. The barber says, 'What will it be today?' Alan replies says, 'Well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.' The barber answers frowning, 'Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that?' Alan says, 'That's how you cut it last time.' Footnote: Please send us your examples of funny hairstyles